cookie

Boy who loses mobiles and cars

Cookie, where's yer motor, ach feck knows, Ill need to phone parks, Shit, where's ma phone?

by Gakattack April 8, 2008

Sex cookies

When money isn't an appropriate payment, Sex or cookies can be offered, and if the favor is large enough, then sex followed by cookies can be offered.

Samantha, i can't accept money for fixing your iPod
"How about sex cookies?"
That can work

by 7thcolumn February 23, 2011

Obama Cookie

An Oreo. Called an Obama Cookie do to it's originality being half black and half white, just like Obama.

Fat Dude: "Man, hand me that pack of Obama cookies."
Fat Dude's Buttbuddy: *hands fatman his Obama cookies* "Would you like some of my special milk with that?"

by Gzus Kryst April 11, 2009

nut cookie

When a male's ball sack becomes in contact with an area of cold air (less than 32 degrees F), they condense into a thinner package, known as the nut cookie. If a man has more than one ball sack, it becomes a package of nut cookies. If the ballsacks then reach a temperature lower than 10 degrees F, a reaction occurs that results in the formation of a nut cluster.

"Dude, when I was skiing, I forgot my underarmour leggings and baked a nut cookie."

"At least you don't have two ballsacks, I got a wopper of a nut cluster yesterday."

by Sir Gusty December 17, 2008

swamp cookie

When a chick endures physical activity and her vagina gets all wet with sweat and taint juice.

I was helping my friend move in to her house all day. We drank some and stated to hook up. I was going to eat her out and while kissing her inner thighs I discovered that she had a swamp cookie. So, I made a quick maneuver and just slipped her the dick instead.

by BDBCage October 14, 2010

Cum Cookie

When a group of guys get together and masturbate. They have to cum onto a cookie (hence the name 'cum cookie'). The last person to cum has to eat the cookie.

When we were playing cum cookie last night, luke lost and had to eat the cookie!

by UKCPD October 9, 2008

Cookie question

A very interesting math question from Nick Fuentes, it goes like if I take 1 hour to cook a batch of cookies and the cookie monster has 15 ovens working 24 hours a day how many cookies can i make in 5 years.

The Cookie question definitely got me thinking, i would guess it would be around 400,000.

by Ben_Shapiro_838 April 16, 2021