Katseye Conversation

A painful talk between two people that have no personality whatsoever

This is a katseye conversation

by hgein February 27, 2026

erasmus conversation

the type of conversation you have with someone who doesnt gaf what youre talking about. asks you questions and then forgets the answer. introduces themselves to you 3 times in 2 different occasions. because theyre so special and different to be studying abroad in europe for 3 months and getting shit faced everyday—you are just not that interesting. its like watching a movie that feels like a really long trailer.

jennifer: hi! im jenny

maria: oh hi what do you study? where are you from? how long have you been here. oh cool cool. yea. im european. yea these fucking exams.

*next party*

(maria to jenny): oh hi whats your name?

jenny’s friend: sup jenny

jenny: yo!

jenny’s friend: what do you think of maria?

jenny: meh idk man just erasmus conversation typa person

jenny’s friend: never ending trailer fr, like spice up the fucking small talk or atleast remember my fucking name LOL

by meow gatto June 15, 2025

back up conversation

The secondary text message exchange you keep going in case the main conversation goes cold

It took Brittany forever to respond to my text message. I think I was her back up conversation.

by Words and music March 10, 2016

A LOL in the conversation

When during a serious conversation somebody does or says something (mostly unintentionally) that makes everybody laugh, like tripping/falling in a funny way or making a Freudian slip.

I just talked to my friends and there was a LOL in the conversation when I asked them about the name of a person we just met that day and one of them accidentally said the name of his pet because it sounds similar.

by Guvey January 2, 2017

Boxing The Conversation

During a conversation, if one manages to perform the following in sequential order; a one-upper, a random segue, a one-downer, and finally another random segue which takes the conversation back to the beginning. The sequence can begin at any step as long as it forms a figurative box at the close of the manoeuvre.

"Terry is boxing the conversation with Bennie, this is hilarious! Hahaha!"
or "You've been boxed bro!"
or "Classic boxing!"

by christophergbass March 29, 2017

Disregarding the conversation

"Derailing the conversation", but used by stubborn idiots who don't know how to speak english.

A : "Stop disregarding the conversation"
B: "It's derailing the conversation, you retard. Pick up a book"

by cgeiww May 2, 2019

social distancing conversations

Overheard or participated in conversations and or scenarios relating to biosecurity measures in social distancing during to the corona virus outbreak to prevent passing or bio matter from one person to the next that are absurd in nature.

71 year old lady has a fall and goes face first into the concrete lined tar road.

Social distancing conversation:

Woman stands 3 meters away and says:

"Are you ok? I don't want to get to close because I don't know what you have".

Social distancing conversations:

"Stay five feet away from me" a lady screeched at me while holding a large walking stick to to both threaten me and measure the distance between us.

Darling, we are in an aisle in the pharmacy, and you're shitting bricks and ready to clout me with your walking stick because I asked if you were in line.

by Rusty spork March 24, 2020