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Condom-Whiffle

When something (eg. a room, someone’s hands) smells like the latex of a condom or generally just a condom.
“Oh Christ Geraldine.. your front bottom smells like condom-whiffle”
by Thomas The Wank Engine October 2, 2020
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potato condom

It's when your dick is a big as fully-matured potato and no condom will dare to fit around it.
Yo bro this broad wants this potato condom.
by The One and Only What December 9, 2017
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curtain condom

another name for a Dental Dam. Dental Dams are latex sheets used to provide a barrier against STIs / STDs during oral sex.
Yo, before you go downtown, gotta cover the vag and/or booty hole with a curtain condom to avoid spreading the HerpaGonaSyphia.
by Breezy.sunshine February 20, 2018
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condom explosion

When you use a condom during sex but it explodes due to large ammounts of cum.
I tried to use a condom so i couldent get my girl pregnant... But i had a condom explosion.
by metal nilla July 3, 2016
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shanghai condom

Noun - Shanghai Condom- A condom made from Saran Wrap. The penis is wrapped entirely with saran wrap in order to create a make-shift condom for emergency use.

The name came to be while I was dating a girl from Shanghai. We were at her house and I did not have any condoms with me. She said no problem in her cute broken English and ran into the kitchen and brought back Saran wrap. She then proceeded to wrap my penis in Saran wrap and said "See no problem." I used the term for a few years and since have seen it pop up in several conversations.
He ran out of condoms so he got some Saran wrap and made his own Shanghai Condom.
by syberfilm June 2, 2016
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Golfers Condom

The act of wearing two condoms at the same time for protection in case you get a hole in one
I was with this girl and she was so easy, I wore a golfers condom just to be safe!
by Scottie Dawg June 17, 2016
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condom boy

1. Someone who looks like they have a condom over their head

2. Someone who's face is enough protection for them not to get a girl pregnant.
"He's a condom boy, Lindsey"
by hahhaahhahaah April 29, 2016
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