colton

my bestfriend, i couldnt have asked for a better one. funny, caring, you'll never find anyone as good as a colton.

me: there's my bestfriend
other friend: oh is he cool
me: of course he's colton

by avexlo November 7, 2022

Colton

the sexiest man ever know. very skinny and athletic and has abs. in every sport and does not play video games. has a 13 in cock and gets every girl.

colton: im cool

by Carter ptacek01212 November 17, 2022

Colton

Colton is nice and sarcastic person. He'll help me when I need help then he'll poke fun at me for needing help. He seems really mean on the outside but He's actually a really good friend on the inside. He is one of the most loyal people you'll meet and he's also one of the most funny people you'll meet. Everyone else seems to hate him but if you can look past the judgement he's an amazing friend to have.

Friend 1: hey you see that kid over there. He's super weird I can't believe you hang out with him"
Me: "yeah that's my best friend Colton"

by Tøby Something December 18, 2022

Colton

Colton is the best person you'll ever meet. Yes, he makes mistakes, just like every one else and can give you a hard time but when he loves, he loves with his whole heart, and he does the same with his trust, he is very forgiving, even in situations you never thought he would be. He is definitely an animal lover!! He is the BEST boyfriend you will ever have, so if you have a Colton, he's a keeper, so to anyone that has a Colton, MARRY HIM! It will be so worth it, he will always try his best and do whatever it takes to keep you, he loves you.

I'm so glad I have someone like Colton, my life wouldn't be the same without him.

by dizzy_dezi17 December 21, 2022

Colton

A pleasantly mediocre man who consumes lots of steel.

A: Man half my refridger is gone :(
Colton: 😋

by Professor Ballfart March 2, 2023

Colton holland

The best boyfriend in the whole world, he is caring and kind and sweet and cute and funny and I love everything about him

Colton holland is the best boyfriend ever!

by I love Colton holland March 10, 2023

Colton's Father

It was a mistake a horrible mistake. I should have known better to get the milk, but instead I have wet the hole. In return I have spawned a true disgrace upon earth. I hope whoever sees this does not make the same mistake I did. The moral of the story is to always buy XL. DONT READ THIS COLTON.

I think I pulled a Colton's Father.

by Xenoblade March 23, 2023