New Mexican college student

It's when two people are going at it doggie style, & the guy throws up all over the girl because he drank way too many Jäger bombs & played too much beer pong.

"The other night at Billys man, I got so chocolate wasted... I took this chick upstairs, & we were goin at it, I had her on her face. & right when she screamed my name, I puked right on the back of her head."
"Damn, you pulled a New Mexican college student."
"Fuckin' Jäger."

by Penny Faye October 22, 2011

Weatherford Community College

(n.)-a synonym for the most strenuous, boring circle of hell. This circle distinguishes itself from the other circles of hell by having more rednecks, more cowboys, more old people, more middle aged smokers with rolling backpacks, less sexy people, less intelligence and ultimately, less FUN.

WC Student #1 - Jesus will save me from the flames of hell's eternal fury.

WC Student #2 - Nah, bro. We go to Weatherford Community College.

by Highly Refined Pirate February 22, 2010

middle college

an alternative school where high school students take college classes at the same time. you must apply to get in.

you can graduate high school with your aa degree but usually dont due to a crappy administration.

but because the school is so small:
1. you know EVERYONE and EVERYTHING
2. no one can keep a secret

also, the college kids usually hate you when they find out that you are mchs.

Everyone is leaving Middle College because of Ms. Smith.

College guy not knowing you are mchs: Those damn Middle College kids are always around the campus.
Middle College kid: Hehe. Yeah, TOTALLY. Stupid kids...

by coolest kid in class of 2010! October 18, 2008

Community College

A slut.

"I hooked up with Crystal last night."
"Thats nothin' to brag about, man, she's easier to get into than a community college."

by brain brain May 15, 2009

collateral damage

Military slang for the mass murder of civilians through the use of weapons which are known in advance to be imprecise and/or to cause damage across a large area (e.g. cluster bombs).

Dead babies in Fallujah.

by troops out of Iraq! April 27, 2004

Siena College

A beautiful campus ruined by the resentful RA's and power hungry campus security that would have made excellent Nazi's asking Jews for there papers. The girls at Siena are decent because many of them are from downstate and even the ones from upstate have style, forget about the guys though, because all of them dress like they are about to go backpacking for a couple of weeks in the woods where they will shoot stuff and chop down trees. RD Riane is pretty cute though, and she's nice even when she writes you up. If you invite your friends over and don't sign them in prepare for them to get banned from campus for life. This college has lots of potential, what a shame.

BRO 1: Yo I partied at Siena College it was so dope. The campus was huge and the RA's don't give a fuck.

BRO 2: You're an idiot, you must be talking about UAlbany...

by Fabrice Santoro January 25, 2012

college load

a load of laundry which contains everything in the hamper. no sorting takes place. reds in with whites. delicates with jeans. usually, the washing machine is packed as full as possible. the college load is a direct result of exorbitant prices at campus laundry rooms.

crap, i only have a buck in quarters. looks like i'll have to do a college load.

by elemental May 4, 2005