Climatard

A person who believes in global warming despite it still being cold and miserable

Those protestors are climatards

by Patrick Connor June 15, 2024

Chimako

Very good, usually referring to taste or smell

That pasta was so chimako, I love Italian food!

by Google🧅 June 19, 2024

Climate jew

That "expert" that keeps telling you the ozone layer has a hole in it, the acid raid will melt our skin, oil is kaput, polar bears have no ice left, the coastal cities will be under water, ICE cars are bad, EVs will keep you warm, windmills and solar panel will power all your vibrator, bugs goyslop is healthy BUT you can fix the CO2 by paying more taxes and taking your vaxx.

CNN invited climate jew Greta Thunberg to tell us:

Strong hurricanes? Global warming

Weak hurricanes? Global warming

No hurricanes? Global warming

Hot today? Global warming

Cold today? Global warming

Raining too much? Global warming

Drought? Global warming
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Dying suddenly of myocarditis? Global warming

by xythras September 3, 2024

coinarobics

Coinarobics is an attraction or obsession with money and coins, usually in the context of knee surgery scheduled for the next day.

My Coinarobics are really acting up today, looking forward to when it goes away post-op.

by The blue stretched out grinch? December 26, 2024

cimarus

someone that constantly says give me that crown while playing fall guys

person 1 - you're so cimarus bruh
person 2 - gimme that crown dude!

by chowsvibez December 29, 2024

Climate Changer

(N) slur for a Black American based on the race of the hobos that are starting fires in California and what the official claimed cause is.

Did you see all those Climate Changers out in the streets of LA lighting fires?

by broseidon420 January 12, 2025

Climate Control

On a planetary or large-habitat scale, this refers to the deliberate, mega-engineering efforts to manipulate and stabilize atmospheric and environmental conditions to achieve a desired state—a.k.a. terraforming or climate engineering. It's not just adjusting a thermostat; it's using world-altering methods (like orbiting solar mirrors, releasing engineered gases, or seeding oceans) to warm a frozen Mars, cool a runaway greenhouse Venus, or maintain equilibrium in a massive space habitat. It's the ultimate expression of humanity as a geological force.

*Example: Proposals to melt the Martian ice caps with orbital mirrors to release CO2 and thicken the atmosphere, or spraying sulfate aerosols into Earth's stratosphere to reflect sunlight and combat global warming, are acts of Climate Control. It's planetary-scale gardening with potentially universe-altering consequences.*

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026