climatard

A person who denies climate change is real and happening, in opposition to the vast majority of climate scientists.

There are an astounding number of climatards who disbelieve the expert opinion of 97% of climate scientists.

by french4johnwayne April 13, 2015

Climatard

A person who believes in global warming despite it still being cold and miserable

Those protestors are climatards

by Patrick Connor June 15, 2024

Clitarded

When you can’t find your girls clitoris

My friend Manny can’t make his bitch cum cuz he cant find that clit. He is clitarded!

by Brasshouse January 13, 2020

chimptard

A mentally retarded monkey; An extremely stupid creature; A person having the mentality and/or character, or lack thereof, of such a creature.

President George W. Bush is a chimptard.

by summix May 8, 2008

clicktard

Individuals who apply for technical positions when they have no understanding of the underlying technology beneath the graphical interface. Very common with windows administrators.

I asked the guy to ping the remote host, but the clicktard was not sure where to click.

by flaggg March 3, 2009

Clingtard

A boyfriend or girlfriend who is a clinger and whom also happens to be a retard about it.

"Is she still single? -- Nah, she ended up going back to that Clingtard of hers. You mean, she actually went back to that desperate idiot?!"

by kemperature January 28, 2010

Climatetard

A person who knowingly rejects evidence of global warming or climate change for political or economic reasons.

GM Chairman Bob Lutz revealed himself as a total Climatetard after an interview on the Colbert Report television show in which he said he doesn't believe that global warming is a man made effect and may instead be caused by "sun spots".

by m7_b5 July 9, 2009