Man clutch

The name for those stupid metal (usually aluminum) "wallets" that are supposed to keep identity thieves from stealing your credit card info.

Stupid idiot - "Look at my new metal wallet."
Smart guy - "That's not a wallet, that's a man clutch. Do you store it in your vagina? You're an ass clown."

by stupid_idiot February 6, 2012

Clutch

When you perform well through adversity.

Joe-"Did you bring the amp Christian?"
Christian-"Yeah dude. I'm clutch"

by Rob Saget May 14, 2015

Nut clutch

Slang for A women's vagina.

This random girl i met last night let me hit the nut clutch

by Kasketman December 18, 2020

Clutch

Bad/shit

Omg I did so clutch on that test yesterday

Zoe) I just got a detention

Chelsey) that's so clutch man
Zoe) I know mate

by ZoëChelsey May 3, 2016

Static Clutch

A gamer that is cracked as hell.

He have you heard of static clutch.
Yeah that pro gamer.

by Static Clutch May 21, 2023

clutch fail

1. n. A fail that occurs in a situation where being clutch is of the utmost importance.

2. v. To perform a clutch fail.

1. Football announcer: Williams drops back in the pocket, looks around, he decides to run... He might get to the end zone... Oh! He tripped at the 1 yard line! What a clutch fail!

2. Announcer #2: Oh, I can't believe it! He clutch failed!

by nogotti August 22, 2011

Clutch

A "clutch", in some parts of the UK, tends to be referred to as someone that struggles with their speech.
For example, a "clutch" may suffer from a speech impediment, or may have issues with excess saliva production impeding their ability to pronounce words.

Jack - "Have you seen that clutch? No idea what he's saying"
Bailey - "Facts, kid can't speak properly at all"

by horain August 27, 2021