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Chicago Cinnamon Roll

Before sex...kinda like foreplay, the man takes a HUGE shit in the shape of a spiral (so like a cinnamon roll dance, so to speak) then the man cums on the "cinnamon roll" which looks like the icing, and has to eat the "cinnamon roll" before engaging in fornication.
So this girl told me that she liked the Alabama Hot Pocket,..so you know, I thought I'd give it a little 'twist' & throw a Chicago Cinnamon Roll at her. She got so pissed and slapped me in the fuckin face.
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dirty cinnamon roll

A sexual act where a black man pours cum onto his dick as if icing a cinnamon roll, and then inserts it into a pussy
Yo, Tyrone gave Quinisha a dirty cinnamon roll last night. That shit is crazy!

Irish Cinnamon Rolls 

Recipe made by an Irish Kid that makes them for kids he is pissed at.

1 Angry Irish Kid
1 Plate of cinnamon rolls

Directions:
1. Angry Irish kids jacks off onto the cinnamon rolls
2. Serve to enemy
Austin, are you gonna make Dan some of yer famous Irish Cinnamon Rolls?
Irish Cinnamon Rolls by lawlasaurus February 21, 2010

HOT cinnamon 

heating siemen and cinnamon up in the microwave then saying its salad dressing and putting it on someones salad.
I put hot cinnamon in the salad at my school and everyone that got salad ate it.

The Cinnamon roll

When everyone at your job hates one coworker, so they invite his girl over for sex. She has sex with all her mans coworkers and at the end lays in a fetal position and they all unload on her, causing a glazed top. Making her look like a cinnamon roll. Then invite the coworker over for breakfast
He was a jerk at work so we gave his wife the cinnamon roll to return the feeling.
The Cinnamon roll by County baker September 10, 2019

Hot Cinnamon Sunset 

It's something too awful to mention.
I brewed her some Hot Cinnamon Sunset and she wasn't into it.

That sunset is like Hot Cinnamon.

texas cinnamon roll 

Cum on a girls butthole then throw your snuff/tobacco on it.
"OMG jerry Texas cinnamon rolled me last night and I can't get it off"

"I Texas cinnamon rolled that girl last night and she won't give it back"