Cincinnati Tuna Platter

When a female partner is so wet and they sit on a glass table top the suction and moisture does not allow them to stand up.

Your mother and I went at it so hard last night that when she sat down on the end table, she got such a bad case of the Cincinnati Tuna Platter that I had to call the fire department to break the glass so she could get to work.

by Delaware Seagull Shake August 31, 2023

Cincinnati shotput

When you shove a pool ball in a midgets ass and feed them laxatives. Then proceed to spin them around until it shoots out.

See that guy over there, I bet he would be perfect for the Cincinnati shotput , I bet he would shoot it far.

by RaginHonki October 8, 2023

Cincinnati Surprise

When you shit in a pillow case and beat someone about the head and shoulders.

He didn't pay for his half of the hotel so he got a cincinnati surprise.

by Only1realme June 4, 2018

Cincinnati Gogurt

When you suck a soggy drugged turd from a girl (or preferred sex) ass after a hard night of hard partying and boofing illicit substances.

"She let me eat Cincinnati Gogurt last weekend"

by L1ttlef0x September 3, 2023

Summit Cincinnati

When your white and rich you go here.

Bill: where do you go to high school

Jake: Summit Cincinnati

Bill:Rich white fucker

by Cincinnati Hs September 23, 2021

Cincinnati Cuck Chair

When a husband is sitting in a hotel cuck chair and his wife is being banged on top of him in the chair.

Did you hear about Kevin? His wife made him a Cincinnati Cuck Chair last night. I think they’re in a open relationship.

by HOWYADOIN April 30, 2025

Cincinnati top hat

During intercourse one person shits on the other person's head, Hence "Top Hat"

I was banging this chick last weekend, she told me to try something new so I gave her a Cincinnati Top Hat! She never saw it coming.

by Irishsunglasses May 31, 2024