choosy moms

An absolutely awful, disgusting sexual act possibly involving two strangers, a child corpse, an animal of an endangered species and several construction tools. No one knows exactly how choosy moms works since no one has ever survived to talk about it. There are several variations of choosy moms and the above components are only a partial list of some of the things the adventurous villains who have attempted choosy moms have collected before attempting it.

"What ever happened to Eva, Morris and that Green and Blue Parrot from the zoo?"
"They all did choosy moms."
"OH MY GOD!"

by choosy dad March 24, 2009

chocosmoothrichcreamylicious

Consisting of a smooth and creamy texture flavored with a rich and delicious chocolatey flavor that goes down smoothly.

Nestle's chocolate Qwik is so chocosmoothrichcreamylicious!

by UltraPants September 4, 2006

chogs

a type of guy who is kool,always gets the ladies, always makeing ppl laugh, always helps people out and loves to do shisha.

thats chogs he is the shisha king

yeh chogs helped me out

damn that joke was funny, another chogs classic

yo did you see chogs new girl. shes HOT

by the SLG June 15, 2006

kings of chaos

best online gmae ever. it f****** rulz.

play it. or die. its that easy

Kings of chaos is so awesome

LS is the worst KoC player

by james doe May 13, 2005

chaos theory

Tony's (aka Balb) understanding of the world and the way it works, including his style of thinking, talking, typing, and most importantly, Tony Classics...

Has once been refered to as a separate religion, Balboaism.

"I'm just goin to have to dissapoint ur day" - Tony Classic originated from his chaos theory

by Danny P July 30, 2008

Ruins of Chaos

A game based off of the popular MMORPG Kings of Chaos. Named so because Kings of Chaos is now RUINED thanks to some idiotic changes made by the game admins. Some of which are the in game recruiter and the changing of the sabotage feature.

Ruins of Chaos is classified (by the creators) as a MMORPG (Massively Miniscule Online Role Playing Game). It is more like old style Kings of Chaos and therefore, much better than the current Kings of Chaos.

RoC > KoC
Kings of Destruction is the best alliance in RoC and you should therefore play the game and join them.
#kings_of_destruction on irc.cyanide-x.net is home of some of the coolest Ruins of Chaos players.

by LoyalRage March 5, 2009

choosin bitches

when you keep ur bitches as a priority over ya niggas

big jaffy is never choosin bitches, that’s why his niggas love him

by yummymonee February 1, 2019