cum-choo!

When you are in the midst of sexual pleasure and you're about to climax... but your nose twitches and you need to sneeze ... and they both happen simultaneously

"oh baby keep on stroking, that feels so good.... I'm going to Ahh Ahhhhhh Cum-CHOO!"

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml June 19, 2018

bitchoo-choo

Someone who is a bitch that needs to get the fuck on a train outta here.

That girl over there is a fucking Bitchoo-choo.

by goofy sex worker May 12, 2019

Grandma Chooch

An incredibly slow driver who is typically named Brian or blue grandma. Basically it's a slow driver who shouldn't be driving. Damnit Brian

Person 1:That jerk in front is going 35 in a 75.
Person 2: don't worry they're just a Grandma Chooch

by anonymous July 18, 2021

kiss the choochoo

To act in a stupid and reckless manner as if one were standing on the railroad tracks waiting for the train to come by. Usually results in some sort of catastrophe for the offending individual.

We told him not to open his mouth and insult the much bigger man but no, he had to go and kiss the choochoo and now he's a bloody mess.

by lordjulius May 16, 2009

you mee choo

Mrs You Mee Choo is the best at English.
best at teaching English & literature.
She may have big handwriting, but a big heart too!

Mrs You mee choo is kind and amazing!

by lololololollllll November 22, 2021

Princess Nessa Choo

A lot of women think it’s so funny when they fart louder than a shotgun blast. When a Princess Nessa gets into bed and blows out the loudest fart you’ve ever heard, and she just laughs

My wife gets into bed and does a Princess Nessa Choo every night

by SomeGuysHaveAllTheLuck March 31, 2022

choaf

A random patch of hair on one's body.

The mexican dog boy was stricken with choafs.

by jasom February 9, 2004