Chella

An old women with manly features at a bar/club. A Chella is the out of place loud drunk old lady you see at bars and clubs that has no business being there because they're creeping out the young people. Usually the old drunk crying out "Whooo hooo! Look at me everyone! I'm drunk wild and in a club/bar with young people and I still got it!"... they really don't have it.

Ron Jeremy: Ooh la la! Check out that easy sleezy senior!
Will Ferrel: Yikes! She's a freaky Chella! I tell you, you are one twisted little man.

by The Great Hand February 16, 2010

cellar door

the entrance to a subteranian labrinth or area made of wood or metal, may also allow access to a cellar(s)

the young girl would sneak down to the cellar at night and erotically caress the door

by feeeegattt September 5, 2003

Cellar Dweller

Pre - teen or teen who would spend ( or does spend ) most of his time in the basement playing X-Box live

My 12 year old is a "Cellar Dweller"...So is my 18 year old

by SANE-A June 17, 2010

Cellcom

Dirty bastards who sell phones, the lastest, the greatest, sexy phones and employees that will make any chicks ovarys pop with the sensation only fat kids eating cupcakes give.

"Cellcoms Employees Make Me Feel Like A Cub Scout At Neverland Ranch"

by Mclovin HardCock October 26, 2007

Cell block burrito

Wrapping you dick in a pillow case or bed sheet in a vain attempt to prevent receiving a STI when you rape some one in the ass, in prison.

Do you hear, Greg gave Pedro a Cell Block Burrito

Did he still get Aids?

Yeah

by WhoaYeah1313 December 23, 2009

Cell Block Shock

A condition that occurs after you call a girl and find that she has blocked your number, leaving you in a state of unbelief. This usually happens due to the girl labeling you as a stalker or creeper.

Guy 1: "Dude, I'm totally into this girl!"

Guy 2: "Does she even like you?"

Guy 1: "Yeah bro, we text each other all the time. I'll call her and prove it!"

Cell: "The number you have dialed has call restrictions that have prevented your call."

Guy 1: Silent

Guy 2: "Talk to me man! You're going into cell block shock!"

by DeltaGuy January 9, 2010

cell slap

The act of pressing a button on the cell phone to make a loud sound in the other persons ear... normally done when the other person says something that would warrent a slap if it would have been said in person

My ex started talking her shit so I gave her a cell slap and hung up on her

by sirsketchalot August 2, 2012