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Cereal burgular

A person that breaks in a house to burgularize it, and eats a bowel of cereal before they leave.
The cereal burgular stole my cushions out of my lawn chairs.
by fuquaystone May 10, 2018
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Veggie Cereal

Instead of breakfast cereal and milk, you put raw vegetables in a bowl of ice water and it is eaten by hand or with a knife (stabbing the vegetable and eating it).
Guy 1: Hey how's you diet going?
Guy 2: Very good! I've been eating Veggie Cereal instead of breakfast cereal.
by Jcole19 December 4, 2018
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Cereal

Person1: I heard she makes, like, a million bucks.
Person2: Are you cereal?

Two known appropriate responses are:
Person 1: Special-K - I have no Idea, I'm just talking.
Person 1: Total - absolutely.
by jjjjon September 12, 2017
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Up in my cereal

To be to close for comfort, to be in somebody else’s business.
That girl is all up in my cereal. She needs to mind her own business

The club was so packed everyone one was in everyone’s cereal.
by Words are Power May 29, 2021
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tibetan cereal sauce shake

The act of draining short Tibetans balls
Let's give him a Tibetan cereal sauce shake
by Bamus December 16, 2017
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Cereal Killer

Someone who who eats NOTHING BUT CEREAL every single day for breakfast and constantly buys cereal and even sometimes steals yours AND IT'S REAL GETTING REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING WHY DID YOU EAT MY CURIOUSLY CINNAMON JIMMY THAT SHIT'S EXPENSIVE AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT
Employee #1: Damn, didn't that guy buy cereal like last week?
Employee #2: Yeah, but he's a cereal killer.

*Oh btw i don't actually know a guy called jimmy so it isn't an inside joke OKAY!?
by thegovermentislizards69 March 18, 2015
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Cereal

"Cereal is just cold soup" She explained.
by SQUIRREL CHILD March 18, 2021
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