Business cereal

A bowl of cereal that has just enough milk to make it through 1 bowl. The top cereal usually is just damp not wet, usually eaten before the cereal gets soggy.
Since I had to leave early I had some business cereal before I left.
by DrDominator16 September 21, 2022
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Bi Cereal

A person who pours milk in the bowl before the cereal.

A person who gives people anxiety based on the order of which they make their cereal bowl.
"Nothing better than the milk in the bowl before the cereal. I guess I'm bi cereal."

Bro you must be bi cereal because that's not how you eat cereal.
by Anastacia Beaverhousin710 October 09, 2020
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Cereal milk

When men finish in Jacob morins belly button , pour in 15 cheerios , hand him a spoon , and spank him till he's finished his cereal milk.
Why's Jacob taking to long to get here? ... Cereal milk.
by Nicnasi February 24, 2022
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cereal milk

i totally cereal milked on my girlfriend this morning
by pancakeshoes13 July 02, 2012
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Cereal Spackle

The dried on bits of leftover cereal stuck to the edge of the bowl. If left unwashed or rinsed, these particles will immediately begin to harden into a spackle that cannot be removed by even the toughest sponge.
Alicia left her bowl of cereal on the bedside table last night, and now she is chipping away at the cereal spackle.
by ProfS May 04, 2010
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Cereal bowl

The pornographic act of ejaculating into a females/males naval (bellybutton)
I pulled out and decided instead of a creampie, I was going to give her breakfast in bed aka cereal bowl.
by The Black Russian December 14, 2018
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cereal killer

A hired fellow-human exterminator --- often a harassassin --- who causes his marks' premature demise by forcing them to eat oatmeal or other grain-based comestible that they absolutely detest, and so said abused victim commits eventually suicide to escape said culinary coercion.
They called Ted Bundy a cereal killer, but I happen to really enjoy hot oatmeal, plain shredded wheat, and other "simple fare" breakfast foods, so Teddy's tactics would have been much less effective at getting me to bite da dust than they would have been with many other folks with more of a "sweet tooth" or "meat 'n' potatoes" meal-selection preference.
by QuacksO May 09, 2019
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