jumping castle

when you jump on a dick till it gets so swollen it looks like a jumping castle

i had a go at james jumping castle yesterday, i was flying

by keishaneg September 12, 2025

castle-retard

A person who is addicted in elden ring night rein casttle in the middle of the map. Please for the love of god stop going there

Definition :
Yo, look at this castle-retard!
Perchance this is another castle-retard?!

by f89hwa e0ihubafsdu September 17, 2025

to make sand castles

Euphemism for engaging in intimacy, esp. with a hater and a gatekeeper, who is also God's favourite princess, and the most interesting girl in the world (see Shadowheart). Originated in Baldur's Gate 3, an RPG released in 2023 by Larian Studios.

Shadowheart: "Though I'm still finding sand in my hair - I wonder what the others will think of that..."
Tav: "They will naturally assume we snuck away to make sand castles in the middle of the night."
Shadowheart: "But of course they will. I hope we'll have more opportunities to slip away... and make sand castles."

Aliona Baranova: "Sometimes you can just tell when someone's good at making sandcastles, right? I haven't tested my theory, but I feel like I know... I feel like you can tell, by someone's personality, if they're good at making sandcastles or not. What do you think?"
Jennifer English: "I'm bad at making sandcastles."
Jennifer Sandcastles: "I'm very good at making sandcastles, for the record... I'm great at sandcastles, call me Jennifer Sandcastles."

by Eclipsekidney October 3, 2025

Daut Castle

A term from the Age of Empires 2 (AoE2) community which refers to a castle, usually placed a little too far forward on the map, which is not able to be fully built because of enemy military in the area. Named after pro player Daut, this ambitious style of castle placement was recognized by the game's Definitive Edition release with the achievement "Castle of Doubt," for which a player must place a castle foundation and leave it unbuilt at over 90% completion.

T90Official: "I don't know if this castle goes up, Dave. The army's coming in, the villagers are dying aaaand--"
Dave: "--It's a Daut Castle! 96.9%! Nice!"

by torpedo2 November 9, 2025

Castle

a curse word for someone who doesn’t touch grass, one who only plays fortnite and roblox all day. MUST be capitalized like a name if you’re calling someone it though.

“god, you’re such a Castle, man.. stop gaming all day.”

by theactualbrainrotking December 1, 2025

Pulling a castle

Saying you'll hop on in a bit, then proceeding to take a nap, a bath and getting on to say you're going to bed.

Austin iz pulling a castle, he's been gone for forty-five minutes and just came in to say he's leaving.

by Kakori February 20, 2025

Castle Child

A Term for the Homophobic Users on The Website Castle.xyz.

Guy 1:Hey You Saw that deck from castle it had Homophobia.
Guy 2: That's definitely a Castle Child

by craymyarc June 10, 2023