Cancer dog

A dog that has lost all of its hair and it has flakey black skin. Aka my dog

Person: “wow, your dog is fucking ugly!”
Me: “yep, he is one hell of a cancer dog”

by Cancer dog March 7, 2020

Auditory Cancer

1. (n). An illness that involves a division of abnormal (often autism, AIDS) cells attacking the cerebral cortex and eardrums, due to an abundance of noise (often loud, obnoxious, and of middle/high school students, such as thots and baboons); symptoms include intolerance of loud noises, erratic and odd behavior, depression, and suicidal tendencies. May be countered by running over the source of the noise with a 2003 Honda Civic

Person A: Good lord, that group of middle schoolers are giving me Auditory Cancer
Person B: What do you expect, they're RiceGum fans

by Yoshifappe Kylera November 7, 2019

Cancer Talking

When someone that is diagnosed starts to be nice to others or acts way out of character because they know (or think) they are going to die...

Guy with Cancer: Sniff...Sniff... and you Billy! I was such an asshole! I am SOOOOOOO SORRY MAN!
Billy: It's OK man... it's OK man...
Frank: (Whispers) wow... what a change of heart eh?
Bill: (Whispers) yeah... that's the cancer talking...

by NidgeDFX January 14, 2015

cancer bby

GOOGLE: Cancer women are the most EMOTIONAL of all. They can be soft, lovable, loyal.. but when you make them mad they turn into a BABY monster. But.. who doesn't looooove them mad? They are so cute and you can make fun of them an-
"Shut your WikiHow mouth, f***ing Yahoo's child. Cancer women are emotional, but also very powerful. So shut you WIfi mouth up before I hack your dark web acc."

Written by cancer bby

by fvckeeze December 14, 2021

Jesticular Cancer

Cancer of the sense of humor. The sense of humor dies and the afflicted loses all ability to be funny. The only possible cure is a strong, regular dosage of hilarium

Brad: Yo, you wanna go hang with Tom?
Frank: Dude, I know I'm a dick, but he's just no fun since he got his Jesticular Cancer.
Brad: We should really cheer him up, though.
Frank: Fine. But we're getting ice cream after.

by Greg Brichton November 29, 2012

feminism is cancer

When feminism is cancer you're fked because you have only 10% chance of living and 90% risk of dying

Feminism cancer: You are a white MALE! i can't be racist because i am 0,3% black.
Person: Feminism is cancer am i gonna survive?

by Brownmeh February 12, 2017

cancer face

When you lose weight, but your face looks like you have a disease.

That new diet made her body hot, but now she has cancer face.

by Dicwad April 27, 2016