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Canadian Gaggle

You lay a girl down in the middle of the floor naked in spread eagle position. A group of men form v formation and proceed to take a running start diving over her and shitting on her in mid-air. For full effect everyone make a honking sound.
Me and my buddies pulled a Canadian Gaggle on your mom last night.
by The Dirty Gardner December 1, 2016
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canadian friend

A Canadian Friend is someone that looks after you and is concerned about your well being- unlike an American friend, who makes fun of you
Person 1: My friend is such a Canadian friend to me.
Person 2: Lucky! I wish I had a Canadian friend. All I have are American friends!
by CoolCookey May 16, 2018
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canadian cheer

A famous Canadian cheer rumored to be spoken by Fur trading Voyagers dating as far back as the 17th century.
The Canadian cheer, "To beaver fever, lick it and please her!"
by stephenharper September 30, 2011
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canadian bathrobe

When you come home and take off all your clothes and rub sausage and maple syrup all over your nipples
Guy 1: Woah man why are your nipples sticky?

Guy 2: oh well I just got a Canadian bathrobe
by Spencer and Bryce October 10, 2013
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Reverse Canadian

the act of masterbating with your hand on your cock backwards.
Yo man i got bored of masterbating so i tried reverse canadian yesterday. Greatesr choice ever.
by Super boss dude guy October 31, 2010
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Canadian freeze

when a very lonely girl freezes a water bottle solid and cuts the ice cube out. then, using the cube as a dildoshe begins to masturbate with it. as she gets into it, her vaginal juices freeze and the ice dildo is frozen in her snatch, resulting in either a hot shower or in worst cases a very embarrassing trip to the doctor.
person a: Dude! u hear about the girl that gave herself a Canadian freeze!?

person b: ya!! i hear she was doing it on camera to send to her boyfriend!

Person b: damn, if i was the guy id get the hell out of that crazies life
by rufcamat February 18, 2010
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Going Canadian

To go without underwear. Sometimes meaning to wear no layer of underwear beneath a pair of long underwear or stockings/nylons. Also "going commando" or "free-balling." Used in areas of the United States.
"Hey bro, I've used up all my underwear and haven't done the laundry yet. Can I borrow yours?"
"No way. You're going Canadian today."
by Nicola D January 14, 2014
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