Callum

The night owl everyone loves who will cause pure destruction if you look away for a moment.

That man is such a Callum

by Wolfiiish April 05, 2021

Callum

British man with a sharp wit and wrinkly brain. Will most definitely carry your ass through school.

Did you hear about Callum?

Ya! He's super smart, but I heard he has a foot fetish.

by tomriddlemethisbitch November 24, 2021

Callum

callum millar has a tremendously large penis that he uses to absolutely destroy all the ladies with the 13inch sub with the chivken ussooooo sandwich

dam blud callum is da goat/R.I.P bobby jones/jimmycenas

by jimmycenas July 10, 2023

Callum

Absolute Pussio is such a wet wipe he is scared of everything and called fight for nothing

Ugh he is such a Callum

by December 08, 2021

Callum

He is a fucking snake, don’t be his friend.

He is the biggest dickhead snakey twat ever.

Callum is such a snake. He told everyone about what happened last weekend

by Jacob6745 November 22, 2021

Callum

Boy with biggest foot fetish will also shank ur nan

Bro Callum wanks over feet after stabling your nan for a Tesco value yogurt

by Dickhead24 September 08, 2019

Callum

The best human alive. He knows how to treat a woman like no other, He has a taper haircut, the most beautiful brown eyes, diamond earrings, the PHATTEST juicy lips (and a fat bum) and a cute nose. He dresses better than anyone and he lives in a box that is always quite manly but for some reason feels like home. he always makes sure you and eat feeds you and cares for everyone. don't get me started on the d game. he's got cool friends even though he spends all weekends are the one he loves. He likes playing basketball, buying new clothes, shoes, bubble tea, food always, sleeping hella long and likes going on dates. Nobody hates him. he also has a pet named morris.

you heard of that man that is said to be a goldfish and has a taper haircut?
yeah it's channyfanny aka callum aka cal

by jesus'sjuul May 24, 2022