Callum Crump

used to refer to a cool underground fakemink skater.
Someone who isnt narcissistic, the best person to ever exist and doesnt manipulate anyone.

"Wow is that Callum Crump, he killed my whole family but said I was calm so imma be mates with him"

by poo123testicles July 30, 2025

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callum-scully

when you drink alone and talk to any boy/girl in england

sorry i cant come out tonight, im doing a callum-scully

by swagboi7905 November 19, 2021

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He has one hobby that becomes his only personality trait, he's usually blonde and never small. He definitely can't handle his drink, gives it all the chat but no follow up when he actually gets a girl in bed. He catches feelings quickly but often stays in the friend zone, he's a good guy Callum is.

Friend 1: Hi Callum, my cat just died.
Callum: Once when I was rowing I saw a dead cat so I can relate actually

by Demetrius Eugene February 28, 2022

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Callum Blyth

Callum blyth also know as big blythy is such a kinky wee boy that loves to put broken wood somewhere he shouldn’t and sometimes loves a good suck on toes

if you want to know how to know how to suck toes professionally message Callum Blyth

by toatie :) August 23, 2021

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