Gravy and Chips

Diahorea on a dick

Stuart: My wife gave me gravy and chips. Fuckin loved it

by Ch33secake May 29, 2018

crapsterbation

To jack-off while defecating.

Usually done by Fat FFXI nerds who dont have time to complete each task seperately because they are too busy engaging in online parties and lvling up their ultra-uber Black mage.

"Jim is such a dirt-bag who Crapsterbates all the time"
"I was thinking of your mom while i crapsterbated"

by JdeL March 17, 2005

CRAPS LOCK

When you accidentally send an IM in all caps while because you didn't realise the caps lock was on before hitting enter

person a) HEY, YOU WANNA SEE A FILM OR SOMETHING?
person 2) err yeah OK, no need to shout though
person a) sorry craps lock

by Pipboy_3000 April 19, 2011

Dick Chips

The unwashed crusties that flake off the tip of the penis .

Jordan took off his pants and his dick chips we're flying evergwhere!!

by Pilkja April 23, 2017

all that and a bag of chips

A 90s saying that was popular... back in the day. Its means somethings cool.

Enrique: Yo' mann, look at my new ride!
90s kid: Hey, that's all that and a bag of chips!

by andrew_8billion April 15, 2006

Shit and Chips

A term to describe a undefined, undecided meal (usu. Evening Meal). Used by the Cook or Chef when either stressed, in a bad mood or can't be bothered.

Dave: What's for dinner tonight?
Zoe: Shit and Chips

by Dave O'Brien September 21, 2006

chips

When a person, place or thing is corny or stupid.

That girl didnt give me her number, she's chips

by Mippa May 22, 2006