A specific Poop in which after defecating and beginning the wiping process, the defecator finds no residue of said poop on the toilet paper, thus getting away Scott-Free.
by Jay-Swagg August 20, 2012
Get the The Perfect Crimemug. When someone leaves a Target shopping cart on a sidewalk a mile away from Target. GREEN CRIME! In saving the environment from toxic fumes from a vehicle, he or she risked his or her life by temporarily stealing a cart from Target to burn calories instead of gas.
by Big Bad Voodoo Mama April 12, 2012
Get the green crimemug. when you are mad at some one or you are mad at people on tv or you just hit yourself on a part of furniture and the words f*cking anus crime
by mario sith January 17, 2024
Get the f*cking anus crimemug. this is a crime you do because you really hate someone and you will do anything to put them away. you lie about them committing crimes or keep harassing them to they threaten to kill you whatever you can do to get away with it and put them away. a lot of times because you jealous of them
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 19, 2022
Get the hate crimemug. Patient: Hello, I'm Jack. I'm here for my teeth cleaning appointment.
Dental Receptionist: Your appointment was at 8:00 AM. It is now 4:56 PM. You have committed a late crime. I'm calling the police.
Dental Receptionist: Your appointment was at 8:00 AM. It is now 4:56 PM. You have committed a late crime. I'm calling the police.
by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022
Get the late crimemug. Verb; Murdered, missing or kidnapped, essentially anything that would/will turn into a "true crime" video.
"did you hear about Suzy, she got tru crimed last weekend."
Present tense;
"Please, Don't tru crime me!"
Present tense;
"Please, Don't tru crime me!"
by Meghan Chino September 27, 2022
Get the Tru crimedmug. by tedbundyswife2020 April 2, 2020
Get the holy true crimemug.