Craig

A white dude that has the resemblance of a yogurt monkey. He does not appear athletic but he is very skilled at basketball. He is not very good at video games unless he wakes up feeling dangerous. His friend group usually consists of a token minority, a racist dude, a fortnite kid, a Christian guy, and a dude fucking moron who probably fucks his sister.

That kid is such a Craig

by Shizz whizz December 14, 2020

Craiging

Saying several innuendos in quick succession for comedic effect, particularly for a stream or online video.

While the video was a movie review, the streamer was constantly craiging to increase his viewers.

by K Books March 15, 2023

craigs-book

The little black book that contains the name and address of every craigs-hook you have had

Keep your craigs-book as a trophy, even of you get married

by Sexydimma March 21, 2017

Curse of Craig

You are suffering from "Curse of Craig" when Microsoft Teams decides to play hide and seek with your online status, acting all mysterious and crashing like it's auditioning for a sci-fi thriller. Additionally, when the crash hits, it's like Teams just dropped the mic and left the building.

It's like Craig, the mischievous Teams gremlin, decided to mess with your vibes. Your status? Offline. Your sanity? Hanging by a thread. It's the Teams version of a glitchy rollercoaster, throwing unexpected loops and turns when you least expect it. You're sending messages into the void, hoping against hope that your coworkers don't think you've ghosted the whole squad.

So, next time Teams decides to play hide-and-seek with your online presence, just know you've fallen victim to the Curse of Craig.

As I was gearing up for the most crucial virtual meeting of the week, the Curse of Craig hit me like a rogue wave.

by GarroshIcecream January 17, 2024

Abigail Lola Craig

She is a wonderous beautimous Swagalicious Person

You; Whos that?

Person; OH, that's beautimous Abigail Lola Craig, my bestie boo.

by IDontEvenKnow<3 February 16, 2022

Craig

An electronic company who specializes in bootleg mp3 and mp4 players and sometimes ipod bootlegs since 1963

"yo mate I just bought the Craig nano, it works just like old television but in your hand!"

by Homie The Third August 23, 2021

Craig Moore

Craig Moore is a self-absorbed individual who carries an air of narcissism, often overestimating his charm despite not being conventionally attractive. He tends to be emotionally fragile and struggles with confidence, often displaying a weak-minded disposition that leaves him easily influenced by others. Socially, Craig falters when it comes to forming meaningful connections, especially with women, often finding himself awkward or unappealing in their eyes. His search for identity and validation frequently leads him to question or adapt his preferences, sometimes leaning toward new experiences as a means of coping with rejection. Despite his self-importance, Craig's lack of self-awareness and inner strength often leave him feeling unfulfilled and misunderstood.

Don’t act like a Craig Moore.

by Stanford dictionary November 27, 2024