CPL

The superbowl of computer gaming, particularly team-oriented games such as Couter-Strike or even Halo, as seen in recent events.

"We would have gone to the BYOC at CPL, but Texas is pretty freakin' far."

by David "CaptainNinja" Johnson August 18, 2004

CPS

Company Paid Shit - When you need to pass some time at work, take a shit and pass the time all while getting paid.

Where did Kacey go? She's not in her office.
She went to go take a CPS, I can smell it from downstairs.

by qpalzmtea June 8, 2010

cpcu

One who has taken a series of property & casualty insurance courses at the end of which they don't know their ass from their elbow. Means "can't produce, can't underwrite"

"You gotta be shittin' me? She's a CPCU?"

by S. Ryan, CPCU April 28, 2003

CPR

Checking People Randomly: A most appropriate signifier for the NYPD's present slogan, CPR, or Courtesy Professionalism Respect, a sad attempt to put words above action, an act of desperation which shares many qualities with what a prepubescent circle jerk would look like, in this case the k(op)s being overweight, impotent, and annoying. Beware for impotency in your neighborhood pig, for that is the first sign of the textbook self-esteem issues that can trigger a binge of false arrests, excessive force, racism, and (enterhumanrightviolationofchoice) etc... that parallells what you might see on an MTV child-pageant show gone wrong.

Wilco: What's CPR stand for the side of that cop car bro?
McWilly: Courtesy-
Wilco: BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAH BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHABAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHphew okay okay sorry go
McWilly: Professio--
Wilco: AHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAH BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHABAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHphew AHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAH BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHABAHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAHAHHQHAHAHHphew AHAHAHHQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BAHAH

McWilly: Respect
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Wilco: I just figured it meant checking people randomly... i got stopped 3 times in brooklyn yesterday. Same pig each time.

McWilly: Sounds about right.

by inparticularly June 28, 2012

C.P.C

Crooked Penis Condition

When you're shlong bends sideways when erect.

Susie- Aaagh!
Johnny- Whats the Matter, babe?
Susie_ Ew, you got C.P.C!!

by Imp The Dimp January 31, 2005

C&P

abbreviation for copy and paste

{over messaging system}
Joe:yo, C&P me that convorsation where that chick says she wants to rub peanut butter all over you
Steve: LOL , Okay {copy and pastes said convorstion into chat window, then hits send}
Joe: ROFL!!!!!

by Robo-Christ April 19, 2007

CPF

Chronic Pussy Farts.
When you fart out your vagina alot.

That bitch always stinks, she must have a severe case of CPF!

by Andrew Burkett August 29, 2004