Blue Collar Balls

When a man works a 9-5 job and need to ejaculate badly after his shift

" Damn man I'm almost done wit my shift but I got blue collar balls"
" damn, maybe you can bust one out rq before you go"

by anonymous October 9, 2025

Flag

Get the Blue Collar Balls mug.

Black Collar

when your collar is black and you leg is red from kicking. You work at the DACC center to keep your family red. Living off of the school lunch and team meals. Your pretty much a broke fat-ass.

That kid is hella black collar.

by Dalton Shaw October 21, 2025

Flag

Get the Black Collar mug.

White collar terrorism

Destroying the White House East Wing.

Destroying the East Wing of the White House is an act of white collar terrorism.

by Appalling October 25, 2025

Flag

Get the White collar terrorism mug.

Rainbow Collar Job

Any job that is queer coded.

Example: barista, librarian, cat cafe owner, local art store owner, etc.

"Yeah I have a rainbow collar job."

by ms.gimponem October 26, 2025

Flag

Get the Rainbow Collar Job mug.

A condition affecting individuals in blue-collar jobs, characterized by an itchy or chapped sensation in the anal area after a bowel movement while working out in the field, often caused by physical exertion, prolonged movement on foot, or exposure to harsh bathroom conditions.

After eating $23 worth of Taco Bell and hauling epstein island documents all day, Bergman was cursed with a wild flare-up of blue collar butt, making him waddle like a penguin with a personal vendetta against his own shit shooter.

by et55 November 4, 2025

Flag