blue collar butt

A condition affecting individuals in blue-collar jobs, characterized by an itchy or chapped sensation in the anal area after a bowel movement while working out in the field, often caused by physical exertion, prolonged movement on foot, or exposure to harsh bathroom conditions.

After eating $23 worth of Taco Bell and hauling epstein island documents all day, Bergman was cursed with a wild flare-up of blue collar butt, making him waddle like a penguin with a personal vendetta against his own shit shooter.

by et55 November 4, 2025

Blue Collar Kiss

When you bow into someone’s mouth while kissing them.

“I tried to kiss this guy yesterday and he kept blue collar kissing me”

by SeptemberHans December 6, 2025

Blue collar hug

When you use the toilet at work and the seat is still warm from the last person that used it.

Someone just have me a blue collar hug

by Billiam Cosby January 23, 2025

Blue Collar Blumpkin

A sex act in which an individual receives a blowjob while defecting in a porta potty on a job site.

The union guarantees us two 15-minute breaks per shift; I typically use one for a cigarette and the other for a Blue Collar Blumpkin.

by Mikey1965 May 31, 2025

Blue Collar Circumcision

When your hands are so calloused that your shameful, aggressive masturbation removes the foreskin from your cock meat.

My wife’s herpes have flared up so I had to choose between a lot lizard and a blue collar circumcision.

by Crodstick June 12, 2025

Black Collar

Black Collar is co-equivalent with white collar given the heat generating properties of the color black when worn, meaning that Black Collar signifies an indoor labor class. Not to mention since the word 'collar' signals the near rhyme 'color' , Black Collar signifies the end of merely white-supremacist 'collar' or 'color' dualities, such as white collar and blue collar.

Black Collar workers are often breaking from the norm by wearing more colorful and artistic clothing to the workplace. It is thought that Black Collar is post-metaphorical in nuance, and signifies something apart from the word 'black' traditionally used to describe racial identity.

Grateful to be Black Collar this summer...

by CoaltownBrown January 3, 2023

Brown Collar

Brown Collar is synonymous with Blue Collar employment, and is like Black Collar in signifying a post-metaphorical and post-racial categorical class of labor that is equal, progressive, and thought-forward. Brown Collar work takes place mostly outdoors and includes manual labor.

Brown Collar jobs are much easier in the fall, when it's cool outside.

by CoaltownBrown January 3, 2023