Coach

A Chico alpha man who drinks on the weekdays and just happens to be the best thresh in NA. Be warned his triceps are huge and he is a babe
Jack Rossi shouted COACH! As he walked into the quad
by Lukas07 April 8, 2020
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Coach Baker's LOL

Coach Nick Baker commonly uses LOL in his text messages. Most may believe that it would mean "laughing out loud" or "lots of love" but it is starting to become clear that he is sending the team a hidden meaning. That secret meaning is "lots of losses" as he points out the teams inability to hit a baseball and to not get walked off every other game.
Coach Baker's LOL: If you saw the team we played today you would understand lol.
by qwerty98712 May 12, 2022
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Existence Coach

N.)

Existance Coach - a person that believes their advice should be passed on to others - no matter how bad.

One Whose advice doesn't help people to live - only merely exist.

A positively useless "influencer" who believes their way of life is beneficial to others despite the fact they may not have the same means. Thus encouraging them to live an existence beyond said means ultimately resulting in an unfulfilling existence.
Holy shit, here comes Matt. That guy's been taking yoga for a week and suddenly he's an "existence coach."
Just yesterday, he told me to donate the car I have, drive a Tesla, and start eating impossible Whoppers everyday because my "chi" is out of alignment.

That mother fucker is worse than Prince Ea.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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coach a

To kill someone or destroy something beyond repair.
Guy: What happened to that car?
*he points to a car that’s been so badly destroyed that it’s just a heap of scrap metal*
Other guy: Yeah, Jeff coach a’d it.
by CrazyCatBunker November 18, 2024
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bate coach

A person giving masturbating(bating) instructions to another person.
Your bate coach gave you an awesome orgasm last night.
by Bator69 December 1, 2024
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Coach

A coach is the person who gets SOME of the credit when everything goes well -and- ALL of the blame when anything goes wrong.
“Man…that team totally sucks; who’s their coach”?
by chuckjav76 July 9, 2023
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Coach Saleh Victory

when your pro-level quarterback is incapable of running anything above a high school offense but you still get the dub
Sauce would have 2 picks on Tannehill easy and Whitehead probably strip Henry while he's at it. For a jets and Coach Saleh victory.
by soggy bacon November 12, 2023
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