1) The type of man who will fuck another man up the ass without the common courtesy of giving him a reach-around.
2) The act of ejaculating into one's hand and drinking the semen to quench thirst.
2) The act of ejaculating into one's hand and drinking the semen to quench thirst.
1) Man 1: I was having sex with John and he pulled a Christopher.
Man 2: What a jerk.
2) Man, I'm so thirsty, I could Chris.
Man 2: What a jerk.
2) Man, I'm so thirsty, I could Chris.
by Jerry520 February 14, 2010
Get the Christopher mug.Someone who only goes to church on Christmas and Easter, normally people who grew up Christian and are guilt-tripped into attending on these special days by their parents, spouses, etc. The word combines 'Easter' and 'Christmas.'
Dude, we'd better get to church super early today or we won't get a seat-- all those stupid Christers keep taking them!
by Eva Kate February 24, 2007
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also known as chris.
he is a short-ish asian guy with a HUGE ego. he likes drinking and getting people drunk.. sometimes to a point where they pass out or throw up. or both.
he also likes younger girls. and by younger, i mean WAY younger.. we're talking high school. beware, school girls in short skirts! he gon' find you.
he is a short-ish asian guy with a HUGE ego. he likes drinking and getting people drunk.. sometimes to a point where they pass out or throw up. or both.
he also likes younger girls. and by younger, i mean WAY younger.. we're talking high school. beware, school girls in short skirts! he gon' find you.
who got you drunk last night?
christopher.
who?
chris.
oh, i thought so... he did the same thing to me.
christopher.
who?
chris.
oh, i thought so... he did the same thing to me.
by theeepescatarian December 19, 2010
Get the christopher mug.Chris is the most kindest guy that you could ever meet. he is very romantic and will do whatever it takes to keep you happy. Although it is easy to offend him he will get over it. He is easy to love. Hes really funny and doesnt care what people think of him. You should never let him go if you got him in your grasp because that will be the biggest mistake you will ever make.
by 11.11.11 December 29, 2011
Get the Christopher Carlson mug.An Asian bitch, usually rapes niggers in bed. Associated with the wrong crew. Far and poor. Crack dealer.
by Zan da man May 31, 2018
Get the Christopher mug.Christopher is one bad ass mofoooo .... he lives in a shoe at the bottom of ur garden .... he likes to abuse shelleys coz they cant dress themslves for toffee! he will hurt you. hardcore. but he is hung.
by Smisha October 13, 2010
Get the Christopher mug.A person who makes plans with friends and then backs out at the last minute and makes excuses, or just doesn't show up.
by ChipotleGirl October 30, 2007
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