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Bulging Butthole

Somebody who is so generally offensive to both your senses and intelligence they remind you of a bulging butthole. I.E. Even being in the same general area as this person is equivalent to being forced to watch somebody bulge and pucker their sphincter in your face; it is utterly nauseating and intolerable.
God, I couldn't stand sitting next to that Captain Obvious over there now I get stuck next to the bulging butthole that just can't stop spouting nonsense at everybody. To hell with this, I'm outta here before the last of my brain cells die or I'm forced to choke this guy.
by ricardocabezaretardo June 20, 2019
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Shotgun butthole

The act of sucking a queef out of a girls vagina then immediately blowing it into her butthole(loading the gun). Then quickly stick 3 fingers in her ass so she farts (Shooting the gun) and at the same time using your thumb to let air back in her vagina (reloading the gun)
Stephanie wanted me to give her a shotgun butthole last night but i couldnt get the timing right and she got pissed.
by Dikonya March 24, 2019
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Butthole milk

After spreading out the womens clean butthole you pour milk in her and then add cereal
My girl likes me to drink her butthole milk
by Bod23 April 1, 2019
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butthole sisters

Dude you took it in the butt too by jerry!? We’re butthole sisters!
by Phillip lll April 13, 2019
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Butthole freeze

Similar to brain freeze, it’s when the water from your bidet is so cold that it freezes your butthole.
I was washing my butthole for so long that I got butthole freeze.
by Liseee82 May 24, 2018
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butthole squirm

The manifestation of something, either that makes you very uncomfortable, or something that activates the human spidey senses. Similar adjective use to "the hebe jebes"
Something seemed off about the way he slammed that door, it made my butthole squirm
by slickrick149 January 8, 2018
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Butthole Bonghole

This is where a person uses another person as a human bong. A joint is gently placed in the anus and lit. Using gravity, the smoke rises up through the digestive tract and out the mouth. On the other end, the second person reverse cprs the smoke produced from the butthole joint through the mouth.
Bro can we hit butthole bunghole tonight?.

I got a giant hit from Tori's butthole bonghole.
by Stevie France April 7, 2020
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