Boston Marathon

Refers to a line of cocaine so big you could run the Boston Marathon. Reserved for those who are accustomed to the rush and may be too large for the amateurs.

"Oh man, that's so long my nose just ran the Boston Marathon!"

by Miss Mia Wallace May 27, 2018

boston beard

A girl who is really hairy in the southern region of her body.

"Yo man, you gonna date that girl Jennifer?"

"Nah man, she's got a Boston Beard downstairs."

by MC Narcaleptic November 09, 2013

Boston buttplug

A desperate last ditch method to stop a bowel movement by inserting one's finger into the anus, in an attempt to block the process.

Bill was trying desperately to make it to the bathroom in time, but when he got there, that fucking time vampire, Sally was screwing around in there again, so he had no choice but resort to using the Boston buttplug to keep from soiling himself, then being endlessly heckled by that bitch Sally.

by thetallman72 February 28, 2019

Boston special

The act of whispering “Yankees Suck” during intimate sex.

Jane is rather fond of giving John a Boston special.

by Dashrider November 04, 2022

Boston Bullet

The act of chewing up a four leafed clover, spitting it into a shot glass filled to the top with semen, then snorting the shot glass.

Girl 1: Last week I had a Boston bullet!
Girl 2: No way!?
Girl 1: Yeah! I’ve had babies on my mind since!

by Gigglebush March 17, 2019

Boston Method

When a dirtbag from Boston yells at your penis to try to cure impotence

Quagmire: So to cure impotence, you sometimes need to get creative. That's why I'm gonna have you try the Boston Method.

by HeroofHyrule June 04, 2016

Boston Clanger

To do a poo on someone else's pillow. First mentioned in the Simon Hanselmann cartoon titled"Boston Clanger."

"It's a classic, Owl. The 'Boston Clanger.' "
"Shitting on a Dingdong'sh pillow."

by Kane Zaufmann November 23, 2021