soggy biscuit

A game where guys who are premature ejaculators are winners and guys with staying power are losers.

Mark won soggy biscuit again because he jacks off like a fiend and can only last 30 seconds when he gets near an actual woman.

by duck face August 4, 2005

piss biscuit

That biscuity mass left over after an extremely painful piss.

Like a kidney stone, but spreadable.

Damn man I'd better see the urinologist, I left a huge piss biscuit last night.

by TTTTTT Squirrel October 6, 2009

fish biscuit

Skanky smelly snatch.

I couldn't keep going after getting a whiff of her fish biscuit.

by laporte July 11, 2009

Nab that biscuit

Similar to "shake that bear," it means to engage in some sort of sexual activity that is up to the listener's and speaker's interpretation.

To say you "nabbed that biscuit" implies that you got what you were looking for, e.g. pussy.

It can also be used as a powerful statement of encouragement equivalent to "man up" or "get it, get it."

Guy 1: Yo bro, what'd you and that slampiece end up doing last night?
Guy 2: Boy you know I nabbed that biscuit.

or

Guy 1: Stop being such a fucking pillowbiter and nab that biscuit!

by Cubonebone February 7, 2010

sea biscuit

An ugly member of one's "stable" of hoes. Usually, the sea biscuit can fuck pretty well but isn't very nice to look at.

Person A: Where you goin dawg? Gonna bang yo shawty?

Person B: Nah kid. She's on the rag. I'm off to tag this sea biscuit.

by penumbra July 14, 2006

Ownage Biscuit

A phrase used in online games, when you are killing many people without getting touched, you are owning, therefore entitled to scream out "OWNAGE BISCUIT"
while killing more people, as soon as you are killed, the Ownage Biscuit phase is over and must be re-owned

RandomFace was killed by Gyroid
Ronin was killed by Gyroid
Shrill was killed by Gyroid
PlasticMolotov was killed by Gyroid
"OMG!!1! DIS IS TEH OWNAGE BISCUIT!!1!"

by Bill March 23, 2004

skid biscuits

1. Small turds left in boxers or underwear due to improper wiping.

2. Full on shitting oneself due to fear or shock

1. Tyrek mamma say she tired of washing the skid biscuits out of his drawers.

2. When we was watching Chuckie the other night I got so skeered I made skid biscuits in my underwear.

by Turd Dancer April 8, 2010