Any Sunday night that falls before a Monday holiday. The Wednesday before thanksgiving is bastard Friday. The Fourth of July can cause various illegitimate weekend days.
In the case of a Monday holiday. The Sunday night before becomes an illegitimate non work night. Or bastard Saturday.
by Pummill December 5, 2018
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Norr looked at her arrogant fat bastardness in the mirror and was instantly turned to on like a noorwegian microwave ( I would too tbh - lucky bastard) She is what’s known as a arrogant bastard
by Hmonny June 22, 2021
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by bri johnson April 16, 2008
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Get the Juubagel-Bastard mug.One might think that this definition would describe multiple individuals acting in a selfish manner where they disregarded the concerns of those around, but if you took note of the capitalization on "Bastards," then you would clearly know I was talking about the great alternative jam band with famous hits entitled Razor, and Stranded.
Whoa, the Inconsiderate Bastards are a great band! I wasn't expecting to see such a good show! I'm going home right now to download their new EP!
by Berry McCockiner June 4, 2014
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