smarter than the average bare

Refers to a nudist-camp member who possesses more brains than most of his fellow in-the-buff neighbors.

I wanted to have sex with an attractive chick whom I saw sunning herself "au naturale" and therefore presumably ultra-comfy with casual intimacy, but she turned out to be significantly smarter than the average bare in that although she was indeed "willing", she insisted that I use condoms.

by QuacksO May 20, 2021

Bare Creamy

It means very very very very very very very very good or beautiful

Yo that Concert was bare creamy

by FlyTrapper February 9, 2022

Wear it bare

When an uncircumcised male keeps his foreskin retracted to appear circumcised.

Alex decided to wear it bare today, so his mates in the locker room wouldn't think he was an anteater.

by Frog E. February 27, 2011

Bare Trust

Verb: To provide a great deal of trust.

Me to a year 7 with a football: Oi, one-two, bare trust.

by BumEgg July 25, 2023

better than the average bare

What a supposedly-above-average stripper or nudist-camp member claims to be.

Folks who are covered in tattoos may view themselves as being "better than the average bare", but if a fellow human is gonna "drop it all for me", I would much prefer just a "pian 'n' natural look" in the skin-department.

by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025

bare crust

Someone who has a lot of crust on their hands, feet and knees. The crust has a yellow colour to it and has a rough texture. It can not be fixed by any moisturiser and in plumb, spotty, smelly ginger people.

Wow don’t you think Owen warburton has bare crust

by Billybobbly man tits December 8, 2018

Bare

UK/Roadman (South London) way of saying a lot/a lot of. (or so as in a plus)

Joshua: Oi, fam! Man got bare vexed the other day when man's Samsung got jacked you kno'?
Bryan: Yeah fam, I get you. 'Coz all these moist little wastemen in the ends are jackers you kno'.

by man from ends September 28, 2020