Waist Bandit

A female who's attractiveness forces you to tuck your boner into your waist band.

John: "dude Emily Ratajkowski is such a waist bandit!"
Sarah: " that's offensive"
John: "cuz every time I see her, I gotta hide my boner!"

by Dbop619 April 12, 2017

PJ bandit

PJ Bandit: A fictional character like the tooth fairy (aka toof fairy) that strikes poor, lazy people that are too lazy to put on real clothes, often lacking a sense of self respect (and usually a real job) and basic hygiene skills. Too lazy to get dressed, brush your teeth & comb your hair.

Yo, you see them lazy ass girls over there? Damn PJ Bandit done struck again!

by HBICONE April 20, 2017

Leaf Bandit

A person who roams their neighborhood grabbing other people's leaves, typically the 30 gallon paper bagged variety, for the purpose of making garden compost for the next growing season. This action is usually performed during night.

Jim is the town's leaf bandit, last year he managed to grab over 200 bags of leaves so he could make compost.

by chikken_nuggs October 21, 2018

brita bandit

A friend, or more often a roommate, who constantly finishes off a water filter, such as a brita filter, without refilling it. Note that this person also is prone to finish off other items, such as chips or hard-boiled eggs, without taking the time to make or buy more.

Oh man, I'm about to lose it with Virgil. That brita bandit had the gall to finish off my eggs and leave me with an empty dish. Don't worry though, I got him back by leaving him a surprise in his toilet.

by lemon pops January 24, 2019

Fuzz Bandit

A soft but slightly derogatory term for a lesbian. More specifically, a lesbian that "turns straight girls".

Usage: Karen is such a fuzz bandit, she turned Marie before she knew what hit her.

Acknowledgement: this is not a sleight against the LGBTQ community and we acknowledge that sexuality comes in many forms and one cannot "turn" gay or straight so much as realise this aspect of themselves.

See also: Ass bandit, Butt Pirate

Usage: Karen is such a fuzz bandit, she turned Marie before she knew what hit her.

by Yasmin Mitchell August 21, 2019

Red Bandit

The hottest red headed milf with the fattest ass you’ll ever see.

Logan pounds the red bandit into submission every night.

by RectumInspectum February 15, 2020

Nigerian Bandit

The process of committing a 419 scam through a dating app, preferably tinder, then hooking up with the person to gain their trust. Once you have committed the scam midway through sex you exclaim 'I took your monies' in a Nigerian accent ultimately fucking them in two ways.

Friend 1: what did you do this weekend
Friend 2: I gave a rich girls the old Nigerian bandit
Friend 1

by MikeOxlong419 September 3, 2020