A Bailey is a girl that is grumpy and has no friends. She drinks beer and cat litter behind her parents back. The girl that calls nerds losers even though she's one too. The girl that reaches 1 subscriber on youtube in 23 years.The girl that thinks she's cool because she had a fidget spinner. RIP spinner 2017-2017
What a Bailey you have there .
by Rad dude80 November 24, 2017
Get the Bailey mug.A word that is used to abruptly cut off one's own story or statement before its completion due to boringness or irrelevance. Often used during a story that is important to the speaker that no one else cares about.
Can also be used (somewhat rudely) to effectively stop someone else's story/statement before it gets any worse.
* It should be noted that once the bail has occurred, the story is finished. The speaker may not go back to it (until they make it more interesting or relevant) and no questions may be asked about the story by the listeners.
Can also be used (somewhat rudely) to effectively stop someone else's story/statement before it gets any worse.
* It should be noted that once the bail has occurred, the story is finished. The speaker may not go back to it (until they make it more interesting or relevant) and no questions may be asked about the story by the listeners.
Mike: "Yeah one time I was getting gas for my car and it was so cold outside and all I had was my emo jacket that's so thin it probably lowers my temperature rather than keeps me warm..." (blank or confused faces of listeners) Mike: "... ok BAIL." (sighs of relief)
Mike: "Yeah one time I was lifeguarding at the indoor pool and it was really humid inside... I can't remember if I was asleep or not...but I think something happened.."
Me: "I'm bailing for you."
Mike: (sullen) "Thank you."
Nice person who feels sorry for Mike: "What happened at the pool? I want to know."
Mike: "It's ok, I bailed."
Mike: "Yeah one time I was lifeguarding at the indoor pool and it was really humid inside... I can't remember if I was asleep or not...but I think something happened.."
Me: "I'm bailing for you."
Mike: (sullen) "Thank you."
Nice person who feels sorry for Mike: "What happened at the pool? I want to know."
Mike: "It's ok, I bailed."
by me Mike D July 25, 2008
Get the bail mug.I was in the cafeteria with my lunch tray when I tripped on my heels and bailed in front of everyone.
by Alyson November 3, 2004
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by Anonymous5930583 December 15, 2014
Get the Bailing mug.Baileigh is a cat who likes Justin Bieber. She's going to be a rapper one day. She's the HOMIEST HOMIE on da block. She likes to sing, it makes her happy and she likes to eat marshmallows.
by bobbbyjoe September 15, 2011
Get the baileigh mug.when someone takes your phone and updates your status with a classy and poetic, yet odd and semi-lewd phrase.
Why is my status, "I love the smell of belly button lint after a long hot day?"
"Cause you left your phone out and got Bailied.
"Cause you left your phone out and got Bailied.
by JohnnytheWizard September 3, 2011
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