Septic Badger

A person who picks their butt for crap flakes and saves them up to eat later.

Guy 1: What do you want to eat?
Guy 2: Oh, I'm fine. I just ate all the crap flakes I'd saved up this week.

Guy 1: Oh my god, you septic badger...

by Serjeh Somogath March 5, 2010

Midnight Badger

A cheeky run of food in a restraunt

can i have a midnight badger

by rogermcdoger July 22, 2012

spaz badger

1. A person that is truly a fucking idiot.

"Mike, kick the ball you fucking spaz badger"

by Xx_Sniperpro_xX July 9, 2016

Midnight Badger

Similar to the Beer Monkey.

Feel rough this morning, had a visit from the Midnight Badger last night.

by Izaq July 16, 2003

A good badgering

When you make you girl cum hard.

Last night I gave her a good badgering!

by DjStevo6450 July 27, 2016

badger-legging

The term badger-legging comes from the way badgers use their boneless front legs for sensing the environment much like the antenna of an insect.

Dave: Have you checked out that new pub yet?
Paul: Mate, I'm badger-legging it right now - full of old folks with moustaches
Dave: Damn.

by Alfy2020 May 18, 2011

Badger Love

The love of badgers badger

the act of loving badgers beastafelia

badger love - if it aint gay, its ok!!

I love badgers...especially ones by the sea

by Hi-Ho-Horho December 25, 2008