Bacon train

A rapid succession of total ass whoopage!

The winning team shouted, "It's a bacon train now, baby!"

by Pablo Rancharos May 17, 2011

Turkey bacon

Pork-less bacon, still tastes alright albeit somewhat plastic-y but delicious anyway

Turkey strips made from turkey instead of pig

Turkey bacon is delicious breakfast substitute for the other bacon

Turkey bacon tastes pretty fine

Most people STILL PREFER REAL BACON though

by WatcherInc August 26, 2022

Bacon Haze

The thick, delicious smog that hangs around after cooking a fried breakfast, particularly from bacon.

Person 1: Whoa, its smokey in here, whats burning?
Person 2: Nothing, just a heavy bacon haze from my breakfast

by Biff2011 February 20, 2011

bacon baller

A man that fucks a pack of bacon, usually inserted inside a plastic tube.

Billy became a major bacon baller after his wife left him.

by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017

Bacon Dish

To Smoke Marijuana (Get Baked) & Converse (Dish) With Participants on Today's Hot Topics. Originally Spoken "Bake N Dish".

Hey, I've Had A Terrible Week. Do You Wanna Come Over To, "Bacon Dish"?

by Gore Defex November 21, 2014

Bacon Chaser

Adjective Braw

A Fat Person, A Chunky, A Fatboiiiii,

Michael Winner and Michelle McManus are examples of famous Bacon Chasers

The phrase originated in 1983, Professor Delton Mowbray is credited with the invention of the phrase.

At the time of creation, Bishop Desmond Tutu described the phrase as 'Absolute Comedy Genius'

e.g. Wha'ssssss Crackin' Muh'lickinnnnn Bacon Chaser

by Craig Ritchie May 6, 2008

Bacon Blues

Severe sickness when you realize that your not having bacon for breakfast.

Side-effects may include spitting, nausea, vommiting, loss of direction, migrane, mood swings, herpes, long term memory, AIDS, dizziness, and death. Can be contagious if not handled properly.

Joe: Gee, Tim looks pretty depressed.

Rick: He has the Bacon Blues.

by Bacon=Life April 30, 2010