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Pam Bondiing

Angrily and completely deflecting a very important question that someone has asked you; most importantly in a political setting or in front of congress as a defense mechanism when you know your in deep shit and the person asking is completely right.
Person A: “ How many of Epstein’s co-conspirators has your department indicted or is investigating?”

The Pam Bondier: “ the Dow is over $50,000. I don’t know why you’re laughing. You’re a great stock trader, as I hear, Person A”

Or

Person A: “How many have you indicted?”

(Pam Bondiing person try’s to deflect the conversation and not answer)

Person A: “Answer the question”

The Pam Bondier: “No. I’m going to answer the question the way I want to answer the question. Your theatrics are ridiculous.”
by Apolloapple February 12, 2026
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Shadow Banding

A reactive emotional pattern that develops in response to the rubber band effect. When one partner repeatedly snaps back into the relationship, the other—wary of the cycle—begins forming secret emotional or romantic connections. Shadow banding is the quiet stretch: a hidden coping mechanism born from mistrust, grief, or emotional exhaustion. It’s not about cheating—it’s about survival when the relationship feels unstable or unsafe.
After she came back and ran off the girls I was dating, I started shadow banding—keeping quiet connections just in case she left again.
by Briton Phillip September 3, 2025
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small-boning

If you someone is afraid to do something, you can say:

"Stop being such a small-boning".
by Alexanderblud September 19, 2025
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Bottle Bonking

The act of filling a plastic bottle with semen and squashing it all over your partner like a turkey baster.

Alternatively can be the act of inserting the bottle into a partner's orifice of choice and squeezing it, again, like a turkey baster.
My partner and I tried bottle bonking last night. It took three showers and a bath to clean the jizz off me.
by FuckTheFearTurkey April 30, 2025
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Chinese Straw Bending

(N.) A competition friends do. They all get erections from looking at pornography then compete to see who can bend their penis the most.
“Any of you guys for a round of Chinese straw bending?”
by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018
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Curse of binding

When you use glue instead of lube during vaginal sex.
"Oh, shit babe, I think I grabbed the wrong bottle. We're stuck in curse of binding!"
by Chair11111 March 24, 2023
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The best fire emblem game hands down.
Also Roy’s our boi.
“I played fire emblem the binding blade and it was one of the greatest gaming experiences I’ve ever had”
by Voltron77 September 30, 2023
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