Cousin Blaster

When a country person has sex with their cousin

I just found out Linda had sex with her uncle.. what a cousin blaster

by McBlaster February 11, 2023

tittie blaster

An Extreme expression when something goes wrong, or a comeback

You are a tittie blaster for not giving pay

by fuckbitchesgetmoney666 September 19, 2016

Grampy Blaster

Senior Set speakers built into either a fanny pack or manpurse.
They are used to project coolness and bad taste in public spaces.

The swill coming from that dude's grampy blaster is driving me nuts. He should shut it off or go away.

by wheelsucker October 8, 2022

Chode-Blaster

Chode-Blaster (n.) – A person so spectacularly terrible at literally everything, from games to basic life skills, that their very presence ruins the vibe for everyone around them.

Synonyms: Loser, Fagatron, Retard, chud.

Chode-Blasting (a.) - to blast some chodes.

Fred: Alex was being such a fagatron at the party last night?

Jessica: Yeah he was being a massive chode-blaster.

by AlexanderChuddington October 15, 2025

blastered

Type your definition here... means to rain bitter insult on a person

Type an example of how it's used in a sentence... he blastered the poor man

by mzstress June 13, 2018

Blue blaster

When you find the morstest rare blue lobster and proceed to insert it into your anus or vagina, your preference, until climax occurs.

"Jamal help me get ready for my blue blaster!"

by Nosidam December 16, 2017

anus blaster

When your fart Jakes the AC130 chain gun from modern warfare remastered

Damn dude did you make the anus blaster

Yea I did

by Delta54 June 22, 2019