Paul Blart

Paul Blart is my hero, he is so handsome and cool. I wana be like him when i grow up.

me: paul blart
you: my idol

by pussytooth June 4, 2021

Nigga blast

A nigga blast consists of 1 person with the name of saihaj brar. Saihaj bear is a small midget that only wears grey, he thinks he's a surrey jack, he's small, and loves eating bananas (pp included). Saihaj is always down for the jiggy with his friends, neighbors, pets, and even family as he thinks that blood is blood and if you make her giggle you sure indeed will make that ass jiggle. Now here is a short poem made from a nigga blasts perspective (saihaj brar)

"As I walk, I see a cock
What shall I do, should I call the ambulance? The firemen? Or the cops? Nah I must indeed eat the cock.
As I feast, I started to gleak.
So as of now I might aswell just lick a little boys feet.
Many of you know me as a nigga blast,

But I can assure you that in bed my humps and thrusts are pleasantly fast.
And even though I might be a midget, I can assure you that I can make the family population into the double digits." ~nigga blast

Kid: my dick hurts.
Nigga blast: lemme eat that dick, as I like it when your cum sticks😈

by Black munchkin5000 November 17, 2021

Sorry for the blast

1. When you apologize to someone before you shoot them or blow up their home.

2. Acknowledging that when you email many people with a pointless topic which nobody cares about, you are annoying them.

To: Company - All
From: Douchy McDouche
Subject: Car with lights on.
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Sorry for the blast, but a black honda with license plate DOUCHE BAG has left it's lights on.

by Wildfire83 March 17, 2010

Blunder Buss Bitch Blast

An alternative name of King K. Rool's neutral B attack in the popular game {Super Smash Brothers Ultimate, as suggested by YouTuber MagikarpUsedFly. The original name was "Blunderbuss", but the change was made for comedic effect.

MagikarpUsedFly: You see, the Blunder Buss Bitch Blast is one of the greatest moves in the game. You shoot out the slowest projectile in the game, and still somehow manage to hit your opponent.

by Husbando-Sama January 27, 2019

blast from the mast

when you are compulsively masterbating and you have a flashback from your childhood

Mom, i realized i miss you after my blast from the mast.

by Peencap O'Condom October 13, 2006

blantonation

A statement that is obviously false but the person making it beleives everyone believes it, or a feeble attempt to manipulate people through statements that may or may not be false.

The runor that she was seeing someone else was a complete blantonation.

by Moe Trubble May 7, 2007

blast them fools

to shoot and or kill someone or people

yo blast them fools and we'll stab out

by Lou Loc June 29, 2008