sanding the bat

Its a term that means to 'jack off' or to masturbate.

"hey Joey" "hi" "last night Tina sanded my bat for me." "TINA'S MY GIRL FRIEND YOU BASTARD!"

by Person May 13, 2005

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Carpet Bat

Small Chihuahua usually named pebbles or something equally gay

Oh look honey it's a gay truckers carpet bat.

by flanstraw1 October 14, 2008

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BAT Bus

A "Breath Alcohol Test" bus they have here in Austin, Tx. They take you there if you have been pulled over for suspicion of DWI to blow in the machine.

"Man dude Johnny was swervin so they pulled him over and took his ass to the BAT bus. Hes fucked now".

by coomofo78681 March 16, 2009

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bat ears

Some one with insane hearing skills.

The spawn of man bat and batwomen

1. Psst look at that guy over at the other end of the corridor he hasn't hit puberty yet

boy. I can hear you. That kid had bat ears.

2. Go my bat ears destroy all the radios and satellites( man bat hates noise)

by Ancientmayanritual May 10, 2015

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Hats and Bats

A cop slang..typically described as meaning helmets and and riot batons.."Hats and bats"..

Civilian slang...means your not getting along with someone..Big clash of personalities...

"Helmets and Bats"- helmets and riot baton/night sticks , used to quell civil unrest..

Daily life..Means you and another person are NOT getting along..Example-"Me and the boss went hats and bats over my overtime"

by Some guy from New York.. December 22, 2008

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