when you bust your nut up in a bitch and she don't wash it out. that shit stay up in there! and it smell rank!
1) after a quickie, bitch dress up quick and don't wash and dude is like "bitch, you just gonna have to bake the jelly."
2) when jeff brings in cupcakes that his wife baked and chidi was like "how the fuck do they get the jelly in there?" and jason was like "they bake the jelly in the bitch!"
2) when jeff brings in cupcakes that his wife baked and chidi was like "how the fuck do they get the jelly in there?" and jason was like "they bake the jelly in the bitch!"
by chidi April 04, 2008
Thad: Hey I thought you were gonna be over to watch the game this after noon.
Tiberious: Sorry my man. Ms. Champagne and i got side tracked.
Thad: Baking cake I presume?
Tiberious: Only the finest.
Tiberious: Sorry my man. Ms. Champagne and i got side tracked.
Thad: Baking cake I presume?
Tiberious: Only the finest.
by Negronomics February 07, 2015
...............................Baked Potato...................................
by Webster's Rejects February 19, 2010
A setting or event where the number of woman is overly concentrated resulting in general catty or bitchy behavior. The exact opposite of a Sausage Festival.
They need to hire some dudes on the sales team; it's a clam bake over there with all that gossiping.
by fair_claire April 27, 2010
A sexual position in which the woman is on the bottom and resembles a baked chicken on it's back. Her legs are supported by the man's arms, at the elbows. This position is also know as the wheelbarrow, double hucklebuck, the BC, the Boston College, and the Doug Flutie
by griffcopter July 18, 2011
A retaliatory action where a man jerks off in a girls purse, closes the purse, and then proceeds to shake the purse so all the contents inside have an even coating of jizz on them.
Dave: Did you hear what Mike did the other night to that chick he hooked up with?
Mike: No man, what did he do?
Dave: Apparently, the girl stopped having sex with him once her boyfriend called and she decided to leave. Instead of being blue balled Mike jerked off in her purse, zipped it up, and shook it up in retaliation while she was in the bathroom cleaning up.
Mike: Holy shit, he shake and baked her real good. I bet she was pissed.
Mike: No man, what did he do?
Dave: Apparently, the girl stopped having sex with him once her boyfriend called and she decided to leave. Instead of being blue balled Mike jerked off in her purse, zipped it up, and shook it up in retaliation while she was in the bathroom cleaning up.
Mike: Holy shit, he shake and baked her real good. I bet she was pissed.
by Theshakeandbakemaster October 06, 2010
by ur2nice2b October 17, 2012