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BP DAY

shes thick its definitely BP DAY
by johnyboi23 September 10, 2018
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BP Pimps

The best of best when it comes to food reviews they will do anything you request ,Chick-fil-A they did it Canes, they did it, Zaxbys they did it!.
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Person:1 Have you seen the new Bp Pimps Video
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by LukeIsAStinkyBoy May 2, 2022
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pull a BP

Turning off an alarm so it won't wake you up.
If you want to steal a few hour of sleep without that alarm waking you up just pull a BP.
by EEEEgods July 24, 2010
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BP

BP was a large multi-national oil driller and refiner whose future is uncertain as of June of 2010. Many theories abound as to why this foreign company was in a position to unleash such wholesale devastation of the American Gulf coast region. Nothing has been mentioned so far as to the notion of revenge.
In 1773, the Boston Tea Party (no connection to the Teabaggers, who have representation if they get off their fat asses and go vote) set the stage for the Revolutionary War. The colonists were pissed that they had to pay tax to the British Empire without any voting representation. Great Britain had been known forever for occupying, taxing, pilaging and plundering territories and soverign nations as it saw fit. Under those stiff British upper lips they were muttering one big "fuck you" to the rest of the world. Gradually over the centuries, the once powerful empire withered away until just about all they were left with was warm beer and Fergie.
Oh yeah, they're also pissed at us because we murdered John Lennon and that sealed the fate on any possible Beatles reunion.
Why does the stench of millions of barrels of crude oil that BP has dumped into the Gulf of Mexico smell like payback for the Boston Tea Party?
by pelicanellie June 11, 2010
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BP and water

Disastrous chemistry with your significant other. Like oil and water.
My boyfriend and I used to get along so well and now we are just like BP and water. I think it's time to dump him.
by Tiffwit July 9, 2010
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BP'd

1. Used to describe a screw up of epic proportions.

2. It can all be used to describe anything epic-ly awesome in a very sarcastic manner.

3. Also used to describe any horrific act.
"so, did you end up hooking up with that girl last night" "oh yea, i BP'd that vagina til 4am!"

how was your final?

oh man, I BP'd that sh!t then immediately went and got wasted!

I got BP'd last night and now im dealing with this epic hangover

i couldn't have BP'd that better myself

Dude...I just poisoned a whole ecosystem...I bp'd that shit up!
by pinkerten June 8, 2010
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