Similar to the awkward turtle. Done by clenching a fist, but sticking out your thumb and pinky finger and then wiggling them.
by Ringle May 3, 2008
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The "Awkward Turtle" is used during the present moment of a situation at hand. You may use it under the table at a diner outing to relieve some of the awkward tension, or on your way to the restroom as you excuse yourself from the awkward moment. The Awkward Turtle is also used in conjunction with the Awkward Antlers when re-telling the aforementioned events.
by JesChel August 26, 2006
Get the awkward turtle mug.A kid that wears all denim outfits, is incapable of making eye contact when talking, feels the need to greet everyone in his immediate surroundings, and can make the most comfortable of situations awkward.
can also be used as a title for someone that is an awkward, nervous, or uneasy person.
can also be used as a title for someone that is an awkward, nervous, or uneasy person.
1)
Bob: Hi guys...
*no response*
Bob: Hello everyone
*silence*
Keely: ...Hi Bob
2)
Justin: Dude why does that guy keep twiddling his fingers and looking around the room when I talk to him?
Matt: I don't know bro, but he just pulled an awkward Bob.
Bob: Hi guys...
*no response*
Bob: Hello everyone
*silence*
Keely: ...Hi Bob
2)
Justin: Dude why does that guy keep twiddling his fingers and looking around the room when I talk to him?
Matt: I don't know bro, but he just pulled an awkward Bob.
by Jigaboo Jones May 13, 2008
Get the Awkward Bob mug.Like the awkward turtle, the awkward pirate is a hand gesture used when an awkward situation arises. A single hand is used to cover one eye, and the free thumb is spun in a clockwise manner.
"So that wasn't really me last night, that was my dad. And he's dead... Now."
"..."
*Other person covers eye and twirls thumb appropriately, making an awkward pirate*
"..."
*Other person covers eye and twirls thumb appropriately, making an awkward pirate*
by awkward pirate August 22, 2006
Get the awkward pirate mug.When someone approaches another someone in a unwanted sexual manner. They ussually do it in a way that is unapealing and makes the second party feel uncomfortable.
by idatedelvis99 March 8, 2009
Get the awkward sexual advances mug.Like the awkward turtle , but used when the situation is made even more awkward by further input either by yourself or someone else in the conversaton.
You make the same turtle hand formation as before, but make your hand turtle take a dive.
You make the same turtle hand formation as before, but make your hand turtle take a dive.
Bill: (jokingly says) Hey, don't give me herpes!
Jill: I can't give you herpes unless they flare up
Bill: ....*Awkward turtle*
Jack: (truthfully says) I have herpes too, and no it can't be spread unless you have visible sores
Bill: .....*Awkward turtle dive*
Jill: I can't give you herpes unless they flare up
Bill: ....*Awkward turtle*
Jack: (truthfully says) I have herpes too, and no it can't be spread unless you have visible sores
Bill: .....*Awkward turtle dive*
by Patty Pat Pat July 23, 2008
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