A place to send your daughter to have a glimpse of absolute hell. The second you step in Amana, you’ll become miserable.
Amana makes you appreciate real food and a cleanliness. It also makes you want to shoot yourself in the head.
From(usually) terrible fucking staff, to a unimaginable amount of cockroaches, power that turns off randomly, moldy bathrooms, to non-edible food and no sense of privacy at all. Beware, if your parents send you to Amana, jump off the plane when you get the chance.
Amana makes you appreciate real food and a cleanliness. It also makes you want to shoot yourself in the head.
From(usually) terrible fucking staff, to a unimaginable amount of cockroaches, power that turns off randomly, moldy bathrooms, to non-edible food and no sense of privacy at all. Beware, if your parents send you to Amana, jump off the plane when you get the chance.
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Girl #3: damn slay
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