life-alert

a really old lady

"granny next door is a total life-alert."

by nateeeboo December 31, 2009

Herp Alert

A female, primarily in her late teens to early twenties, that has been with so many dudes that you know she has herpes just by looking at her. There are also undefined smells that come along with these looks that further verify the outbreak.

Man, she was totally on herp alert, I smelled her getting undressed

by hanofx May 18, 2011

Slicker Than Your Average

A desirable individual, which no other living being compares to. Said to be Pav.

"Man I Swearrrr He's Slicker Than Your Average?"
"Yeah Thats Pav"
He's Slicker Than Your Average

by Harry Dhinsa January 27, 2008

aserty

A trick, or a weasel like maneuever. Or used to describe someone who is totally out of the ordinary and suffers from a natural high. Also a character name in the popular RPG Diablo, and Diablo 2. Used solely by Thomas Osborn.

"Enron CEO's are the greatest example of aserty like behavior."
"You're really an aserty, you know that right?"

by Thomas Osborn October 8, 2003

averagacity

When you have many skills, e.i. skateboarding, bmx, video gaming, but you will never go pro or even be that good. You just know how to do them.

You still havent landed that varial and its been about 3 hours

Yea i know, my averagacity is off the charts right now

by donkeyypuncherr July 24, 2011

sammich alert

"Bitch needs a sammich alert!"

a warning typically used on news sites such as fark to indicate that a celebrity has gone off the deep end with their diet

dude1: dude did you see those pictures of lohan on fark?
dude2: no is she teh nekkit?
dude1: no man, *shows pictures of anorexic LL*
dude2: *wretch* OMG SAMMICH ALERT
dude1: fo sho

by neoconraisedliberal May 31, 2005

not your average Joe

A man who can teach you how to Dougie, lethal with a Javelin, and breathes fire. All the bitches love him.

That "not your average Joe" is so beautiful. Just look at him!

by Mr. Sebastian Jones March 9, 2015