August 20th

you are definitely the hottest person alive and everyone should hold your hand.

"did you know his birthday is on August 20th?"
"yeah i need to be his friend because that's thats the best day ever"

by pixielixie August 9, 2021

August 15

This Is the day in which girls/boys get to grab eachother ass don’t let the teachers catch you now

August 15 gotta grab ass day

by Lanaeee August 14, 2019

August 6

people who are born on august 6th are usually pretty, funny, and annoying.

boy:what’s your birthday
girl: august 6th
boy: you’re annoying

by i like chicken nuggets 69 October 30, 2019

August 2

Snail day. A day celebrating the existence of the best creatures on Earth, snails. All snails are valid. They are friend shaped and thus celebrated on August 2

"Did you know it's snail day? Snails are really the best!"

"Please respect snails on August 2 nd, it's snail day"

by RainSparks October 17, 2019

August 1st

NATIONAL HEAD DAY

it’s august 1st, go get some head!

by gudhead99 August 1, 2019

autastic

when an autistic person is fantastic

Chris: Did you hear about Roger?
Me: The autistic kid? No what happened?
Chris: Well... lets just say he is pretty autastic.

by Lars Hoag January 4, 2012

August 4th

People born on this day are legends, they have the same birthday as Dylan & Cole Spouse and Barack Obama.

“Yo, they were born on August 4th? They are a natural born leader then”

by Misty Blue September 8, 2020