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AMOSITY

Brandons word. :) BAHHAHAH!ASLAD AMOSITY

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by TAYLERRS PERFECT! January 11, 2008
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almost all nighter

Staying up for almost all night, usually to about 5:00am. A teenage (age 12- 14) form of an all nighter that is cut short, as to not be caught by your parents.
Geek1: What happened? You just logged off in the middle of the quest in the MMO!

Geek2: Sorry, but I was pulling an almost all nighter. If my parents saw me I'd be dead right now.

Geek1: Sux2bu
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almostdaily

On a regular basis; at regular intervals
by Hercolena Oliver August 23, 2009
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ATMoron

The type of person who (for lack of brains, consideration or any other reason) cannot use an ATM in a timely manner.

Common behavior includes re-reading the screen several times, making incorrect selections despite the thorough reading process, and at the end of the transaction scrutinizing their receipt (before standing aside) like what just transpired was a miracle...all while oblivious to the growing line.

Extreme cases involve the mom who thinks it’s cute to have her 3 year old press the buttons, the business owner who thinks its ok to scan 72 checks in a row, and elderly person who forgot their glasses and "don't know how these machines work anyway".
Boss: Hey, haven't you been at lunch for over 2 hours now?
Employee: Yeah, but I was stuck behind an ATMoron. He was just trying to withdraw $20 and it took an hour.
by JoulesPerSecond January 11, 2011
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Almoster

Someone who wines and dines girls in the attempt of sleeping with them but frequently comes up short.-only to describe the events as an almost success.
Phil: hey how'd things go with christy last night?
Sean: I almost fucked her.
Phil: ahh you suck, youre such an almoster.
by laurence of alaybia March 14, 2011
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Almost French

A movie that is dijointed in plot, contains various unrelated flashbacks, shots of empty fields and or buildings for no apparent reason and an unbrupt or otherwise unsatisfying ending. In other words all of the qualities that make French films, French films.
Guy one: Did you see that movie Tinker Tailor, Solider, spy?

Guy two: Yeah

Guy one: I was thiking of going to see it, how was it?

Guy two: It was almost French.
by Angus12 April 11, 2012
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almost lawyer

A dedicated law student who chose not to study one night.... And then another night untill he/she failed a final. Leading them to a life of discouragement and failure..
Yeah that's guys an almost lawyer ... He had potential but it went to shit
by Yourconscience November 27, 2013
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