Anal Blow

After a long night of drinking and you have to shit but nothing but a high pressure stream of water comes out of your ass.

Man I woke up in Saturday morning after drinking last night and had a serious anal blow.

by constructit69 August 14, 2009

Anal Collision

Anal Collision is when you open your ass cheeks and bounce your anus with another persons anus who is also opening there ass cheeks.

"Aw man I really need some Anal Collision right now"

by ACisthebestygm June 26, 2019

anal thief

A person who quickly switches to anal from vaginal sex without informing their partner.

Sally: "John plowed me anally last night without giving me any notice. He just pulled out of my vag and thrust right into my ass.

Jane: "Classic anal thief".

by peeceb March 10, 2016

Anal Stick

A thing you put inside your anus....it is 19 inches long and has slight but noticeable ridges

Woman: I’m sooooo lonely

Man: Try an anal stick :)

by Gp24 April 27, 2020

anal beader

Someone who can absorb a massive amount of anal beads through the anus

Bill Navas asshole is so deep and loose from the 100 anal beads that he stuffed in his ass. He is now a professional anal beader.

by Dr Niggèr May 1, 2022

anal slug

anal slug: the unwanted fingering of an asshole(it may be durring sex or to another person at random) it can happen to a man or woman.

Yo bro I gave my girl the anal slug last night she freaked out

by Blowj July 21, 2014

Anal-anus

The quintessential anal orifice. Located directly in the center of the human ass, this location is purely theoretical but can be localized using Computed Tomography (CT).

Ow, I think my anal-anus is acting up again, better take some aspirin.

by Mr. Friend 2 September 26, 2009