anal contusion

When you injure your anus without actually hurting the tissue

Bro i fucked up my anus yesterday.
What happened?'
My girls strap on gave me a anal contusion

by Fizzmain February 10, 2018

anal chamber

A chamber which is located in the rectal region. Usually closely guarded by anal trolls.

Guy 1: Man last night was awesome dirty!

Guy 2: Let me guess, your gf finally put out -_-

Guy 1: No dude, even better!

Guy 2: Ok, so whats better than getting laid?

Guy 1: Well finally after 35 minutes of persuation I finally convinced my gf to let me into her anal chamber.

by BrianFromFamilyGuy August 12, 2009

anal conflagration

a mythical occurrence in which one's anus spontaneously combusts, and the fire refuses to go out.

I hope you get anal conflagration!!!!

by diabolicalfritz November 13, 2009

minecraft anal

When your Minecraft experience get a little too sexy; so you insert your dick into the USB port.

Mom I think my dicks stuck again, I was having Minecraft analing.

by Kang142 May 29, 2018

Anal Stick

A thing you put inside your anus....it is 19 inches long and has slight but noticeable ridges

Woman: I’m sooooo lonely

Man: Try an anal stick :)

by Gp24 April 27, 2020

Anal Wolf

Anal Wolf... To have the girl face down Ass up. Guy inserts his shaft in Women’s Ass. Then goes into the Superman flying pose. Then she wiggles her Ass as the guy wiggles his hips at the same time to turn the guy into a helicopter propeller as Air Wolf theme song is playing in background with machine gun and rocket launcher sound affects to get full effects.

Hey babe. How would you like to do some Anal Wolf tonight.

by Dr.Fuq February 16, 2020

anal beader

Someone who can absorb a massive amount of anal beads through the anus

Bill Navas asshole is so deep and loose from the 100 anal beads that he stuffed in his ass. He is now a professional anal beader.

by Dr Niggèr May 1, 2022