Anal occulitus

An unknown illness that translates to "When you can't see your ass going to work" Used to call in sick to your job when you have already exhausted every other excuse.

Sorry I can't come to work today, I have an extreme case of Anal Occulitus and the doctor says it's contagious.

by MuffCPA November 7, 2011

anal chamber

A chamber which is located in the rectal region. Usually closely guarded by anal trolls.

Guy 1: Man last night was awesome dirty!

Guy 2: Let me guess, your gf finally put out -_-

Guy 1: No dude, even better!

Guy 2: Ok, so whats better than getting laid?

Guy 1: Well finally after 35 minutes of persuation I finally convinced my gf to let me into her anal chamber.

by BrianFromFamilyGuy August 12, 2009

minecraft anal

When your Minecraft experience get a little too sexy; so you insert your dick into the USB port.

Mom I think my dicks stuck again, I was having Minecraft analing.

by Kang142 May 29, 2018

Anal Blow

After a long night of drinking and you have to shit but nothing but a high pressure stream of water comes out of your ass.

Man I woke up in Saturday morning after drinking last night and had a serious anal blow.

by constructit69 August 14, 2009

anal thief

A person who quickly switches to anal from vaginal sex without informing their partner.

Sally: "John plowed me anally last night without giving me any notice. He just pulled out of my vag and thrust right into my ass.

Jane: "Classic anal thief".

by peeceb March 10, 2016

Anal Collision

Anal Collision is when you open your ass cheeks and bounce your anus with another persons anus who is also opening there ass cheeks.

"Aw man I really need some Anal Collision right now"

by ACisthebestygm June 26, 2019

Anal Stick

A thing you put inside your anus....it is 19 inches long and has slight but noticeable ridges

Woman: I’m sooooo lonely

Man: Try an anal stick :)

by Gp24 April 27, 2020