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A city in Central Pennsylvania. Usually, people who come from this area are uneducated. Literacy rates are lower here than any other city in the Northern United States. 78% of female teens (under 18) are pregnant. Obesity rates are also among the highest of any other City in the United States.
Altoona is a retirement community, based around old people, waiting to die. It's main commerce consists of drug trafficking and prostitution. Disease runs rampent, as 28% of the city's supply of drinking water is contaminated with protazoan cysts and oocysts, mercury, and DDT.
The population of people under 60 (which is 12%) are all redneck farmers or want-to-be gansters. In fact, i've become dumber just thinking about Altoona.
Main forms of entertainment in Altoona are drugs, racing on the boulevard, and hanging out at Sheetz(a gas station).
A city in Central Pennsylvania. Usually, people who come from this area are uneducated. Literacy rates are lower here than any other city in the Northern United States. 78% of female teens (under 18) are pregnant. Obesity rates are also among the highest of any other City in the United States.
Altoona is a retirement community, based around old people, waiting to die. It's main commerce consists of drug trafficking and prostitution. Disease runs rampent, as 28% of the city's supply of drinking water is contaminated with protazoan cysts and oocysts, mercury, and DDT.
The population of people under 60 (which is 12%) are all redneck farmers or want-to-be gansters. In fact, i've become dumber just thinking about Altoona.
Main forms of entertainment in Altoona are drugs, racing on the boulevard, and hanging out at Sheetz(a gas station).
Man one: Wanna go to dat der Altoona and hang out down der at da Sheetz?
Man two: *puts gun in mouth* *BANG!*
Man one: Oh no! You got blood on my new overalls!
Man two: *puts gun in mouth* *BANG!*
Man one: Oh no! You got blood on my new overalls!
by Samual Malone January 5, 2011
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Get the alton brown mug.A small town in southern Illinois. Filled with white trash wiggers, and hillbillys. They do have a small number of black people there though who many of the residents of Alton think gives them an excuse to act like their town is the ghetto. Many of the residents of Alton are lower middle class, although some of its residents are extremely wealthy. Alton is supposedly one of the most haunted small towns in the USA. A very long time ago Alton,IL had a higher population than St.Louis,MO.
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Chicago black guy- "What part of Atlanta?"
Alton wigger-"NAH SON MY HOOD B UPPER ALTON 6 1 8 AREA CODE!"
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Chicago black guy- "What part of Atlanta?"
Alton wigger-"NAH SON MY HOOD B UPPER ALTON 6 1 8 AREA CODE!"
Chicago black guy-"LISSEN HURR HONKEY U BEST SHUT YO MOUF AN QUIT ACTIN BLACK B FO I SNATCH YO ATL BRAVES HAT OFF YO MELON HEAD AN FUCK YO ASS UP!"
Alton wigger-"YO HOMIE ITS ALL GOOD DOG!"
Chicago black guys gun-"BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!!"
Chicago black guy-"BITCH ASS PUSSY MUTHA FUCKA!!"
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*Person 1- Hey take this you shitter!!
*'splashing sound'
*Person 2- Hey dud your pissing on my hush puppies!!
*Person 1- Yeh man i know.... its called the Alton Wet Foot
*Person 2- When I've finished shitting i am going to Shove my dick in your rear !!!
*'splashing sound'
*Person 2- Hey dud your pissing on my hush puppies!!
*Person 1- Yeh man i know.... its called the Alton Wet Foot
*Person 2- When I've finished shitting i am going to Shove my dick in your rear !!!
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